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DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-08 (DUmmies Incapable Of Bargain Shopping For Food)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/13/2008 7:06:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: CSM

61 posted on 05/13/2008 8:01:39 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: 50sDad
Declare martial law on the coasts a mile out and start sinking drilling platforms.

Great idea!! We need to tell Californians to STFU and if they don't like it, we should shut their power off, they import 75% of their power from other states. Why should they get it if they don't do anything?

62 posted on 05/13/2008 8:07:14 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Vote Conservatives '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I got hostile in the toilet paper section.......... ...12 roll pack of my usual brand - $8.76.

That toilet paper with the picture of George Bush on it is for novelty purposes, not everyday use. Try something more economical like Charmin.

63 posted on 05/13/2008 8:09:19 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: vincentfreeman; PJ-Comix

oh........ a testy newbie...........


64 posted on 05/13/2008 8:09:27 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (High Maintenance Estrogen Bot........... look out :0))
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To: maggief
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?”

Is that you Barack Obama?

65 posted on 05/13/2008 8:09:51 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix

Too bad not one of them can spell “cantaloupe” correctly


66 posted on 05/13/2008 8:11:44 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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To: PJ-Comix
You have to look around to find really good milk bargains but they are out there. A few months ago, Publix was selling milk for just a buck a half gallon for one day only so I stocked up with enough milk for a couple of weeks.

That would be the "Penny Mystery Item." Every week, on Sunday and Monday, an item is on sale for a penny so long as you purchase a minimum of 10$ worth of goods.

It's nice. A half gallon of milk is popular; we usually have that one up every several weeks. We also get other items like a gallon of bleach, paper towels, certain kinds of cereal, cheese...and, just yesterday, Progresso soup. :3

It's supposed to be only "One item per customer", but I know some savvy shoppers go through the hassle of multiple orders/trips to get around that little loophole.

67 posted on 05/13/2008 8:12:56 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
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To: HamiltonJay
Please, you don’t expect the limosine liberal set to shop at ALDI’s or Save A Lot... they are born with the right to shop at whole foods and overpay for everything.

I go to Whole Foods a few times, but to me Whole Foods is nothing special. The last time I went there, some LIBERAL (who saw my Bush Cheney bumper sticker) told me that my type is not welcomed there. (The guy didn't have anything to do with the store - he was a liberal busy body)

I told him to ask the manager if my type was welcome - since I am a stockholder (yes, I own a few shares of it). The NUT thought I was lying because he thought it was a co-op. I told him it is OWNED by an EEEVIL COMPANY!

The nut made my day!! :-)

68 posted on 05/13/2008 8:15:56 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Vote Conservatives '08)
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To: KarlInOhio
I forget which moonbat celebu-chef recently said that out of season foods should be outlawed in England.

That Moonbat Chef is Chef Gordon (#@!%) Ramsey - the host of 'Hell's Kitchen'.

69 posted on 05/13/2008 8:20:39 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Vote Conservatives '08)
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To: PJ-Comix

Or, make the muffins and make the soup. Shop at Wal-Mart (I bet a lot of them do but like my son in law, hides the bags from his mother who works at Whole Foods.)


70 posted on 05/13/2008 8:21:30 AM PDT by Mercat (the magician has lost control of the show)
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To: PJ-Comix

re: Vidalia onions

74. You can buy them on the side of the road in Vidalia, Texas
REALLY cheap. Luckily I have that option.


71 posted on 05/13/2008 8:23:56 AM PDT by kenth (Just think, .000001783% of the population is screwing it all up for the rest of us.)
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To: vincentfreeman

Sorry, but some things here do not grow in the SUMMER, Tomatoes and Strawberries don’t like hot weather. Most of my GARDEN is finished.


72 posted on 05/13/2008 8:23:58 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Vote Conservatives '08)
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To: 50sDad

You should have played along, I think you could have passed it off as a double post on purpose!

This thread reminds me. Not to long ago it was, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country.”

Now it is, “whaaaaaa, I want mommy and daddy government to take care of me, whaaa, food costs money.”

I suppose the NEA should be proud.


73 posted on 05/13/2008 8:26:56 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: kenth
re: Vidalia onions 74. You can buy them on the side of the road in Vidalia, Texas REALLY cheap. Luckily I have that option.

If you buy Vidalia Onions in Vidalia, Texas, the Vidalia Onion Board (which trademark the term for ONIONS grown near Vidalia, Georgia) will be ANGRY!

74 posted on 05/13/2008 8:27:28 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Vote Conservatives '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
are the freeptards feeling the same crunch? and what are they saying?
No. Us 'freeptards' aren't feeling the same crunch 'cause we have all the guns and take our Cantaloupes and Watermelons by force of arms.

And what this 'freeptard' is saying is that the food price increase is the fault of all you retard tree hugging DUmmies.

We haven't built a refinery in 30 years, can't drill for oil in Alaska or anywhere in the lower 48, or off California or in the Gulf - all because of you freaking Moonbats. The same goes for Nuclear power, Coal, or even Wind Farms off Nantucket because THAT would spoil the sailing of your hero, fat ass Ted Kennedy. Not to mention that thanks to you DUmmies what was once farm land for FOOD, is now being used for 'bio-fuel' - all so you can drive your 'green' Volvo to your upscale yuppie 'designer market' and buy that $10.00 Cantaloupe.

But again, we got all the guns and ammo so we'll survive when it gets down 'to it'.

75 posted on 05/13/2008 8:27:28 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
This amuses me to no end.

I have always had an aversion to paying retail, and so I learned to shop in the correct manner.

We eat really good, not a lot of junk food, or much that is high in carbs or fat. It means spending time on weekends, but if you think of it as a treasure hunt, that makes it fun. I always find two for one's, dollar a pound, can, etc. It really is not that hard.

You have to learn to cook, and everyone in the family does cook. We have shelves of cook books, (bought at yard sales, flea markets and auctions). We grill in warm weather and always stop at the orchards, farmer's markets and roadside vendors.

These people are absolutely clueless, and must be stupid not to mention insulated.

76 posted on 05/13/2008 8:30:29 AM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: PJ-Comix

2.67 for store brand soup. Use to be $4 for 2 a few weeks ago.

where in the he*l are these people shopping? I get progresso soup, 4 for $5..


77 posted on 05/13/2008 8:31:52 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (www.liberallunacy.bravehost.com..I'm a Patriot Guard Rider. www.patriotguard.org for info.)
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To: EagleandLiberty

“If you buy Vidalia Onions in Vidalia, Texas, the Vidalia Onion Board (which trademark the term for ONIONS grown near Vidalia, Georgia) will be ANGRY!”

We usually buy 1015’s around these parts...


78 posted on 05/13/2008 8:33:22 AM PDT by dfwright (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t suppose the DUmmies will hold themselves accountable for our lack of refining capacity driving up pump prices and thus food.


79 posted on 05/13/2008 8:37:01 AM PDT by BJClinton (I say potatoe, you say 57 states.)
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To: tiredoflaundry
Several newbies lately. I ran into one yesterday who was obviously a juvenile based on his/her capacity to argue a point in a civilized manner.

Lately I have been noticing that they never do a profile. Maybe they don't know how, but I would assume that it is because they can't talk the talk without giving themselves away.

Well, Zotbait for the mods...

80 posted on 05/13/2008 8:43:02 AM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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