DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-08 (DUmmies Incapable Of Bargain Shopping For Food)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

LOL

[wbill]

I think that had to be the winner for the DUmbest of all conspiracy theories

I think that I've seen this guy. There used to be a protestor that would set up shop in the middle of downtown Bangor, ME. Claimed that Steven King had Lennon assassinated, or something.

He was sort of a local curiosity. Could be counted on to set up when the weather started to get good (May/June) and be gone by the time the weather started to get bad (Sept/Oct).

This was 20 or more years ago. I figured that he was long gone by now. Maybe not.

[wbill]

wolfgang puck soup ....No joke. I just saw it onsale Buy One Get One in my grocery store a few weeks ago.

No idea if it's any good or not, I took one look at the salt content (60-odd % of the RDA/serving) and put the can back on the shelf. I'll find better ways of blowing my BP through the roof. :-)

[Paul Heinzman]

I keep promising myself to get a big freezer for the basement to do just that.

[beckysueb]

That is just priceless!

[beckysueb]

If times get really hard, we will survive by our skills. The DUmmies will be the first to starve. Then we will have to gaurd our food supply with a loaded gun. The bottom feeders will be out stealing food.

[beckysueb]

I’m not sure but I think this guy might have been from Maine. I still have the Podcast. I’m going to check it out.

[beckysueb]

We have 2 freezers in the storage building and we also use the freezer in the camper.

[GeronL]

first they need to learn the concept of in season and out of season. Then they need to shop at a discount grocer instead of at a Whole Foods Market. Which is owned by a capitalist btw!

farmers markets are wonderful and roadside stands in the country are simply awesome. If you have a backyard try growing your own tomatoes, corn, grapes and apple tree. Its pretty cool to grow things yourself. Unless your a dummie.

[GeronL]

They could raise a few chickens themselves if that would help.

of course these people think government created it all and sets the price on a whim.

[GeronL]

But, it is amusing, that their complaints are a direct result of their favored government policies

like paying farmers not to grow food.

[GeronL]

trading and bartering is a good idea, and involves no taxes..... yet