I knew what you meant—it was just funny!
Ok, I will tell. The fig tree you sent me is doing just great. New leaves and all. I planted your fig in the same hole that my failed Brown Turky had been.
I could not give up on that Brown Turkey tree after I dug it up so I put it in a container with some new comopost and soil. I have been watching it every day and this morning there is one (1) small sign of life. A small green bud. The other figs I planted at the same time have growth all over them and nice big leaves.