Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”
Must be the inherited fangs.
Watch for specific undead signs, like listlessness in sunlight, but energized by nightfall.
Possible.
Sweets from Dimensional Doors and I have some odd coincidental quirks that may be due to having common ancestry.
Yeah, we got that. "Turn that light off! It's hurting me!"
Wating fur me fust cup mesef...
A true artist always knows and visualizes his characters well. Thanks for the link! I see you like to sketch old school, too. Much of my work is CGI related nowadays but I always fall back to pen/pencil and paper.
Okers.
Special flavor of undead.
Der Prinz should be quite confused then.
(Hypnotise him with the ‘compell stare’, make him believe there’s nothing odd..)
I stare into all their yellow eyes, without blinking once, and they are frightened and yell, “No, Mama, don’t look into my yellow eyes! I’m not Wednesday!” Eventually, they get so confused that I can just stack them in the corners while I FReep.
Speaking of which, I’m off to sell Girl Scout cookies. Catch y’all later!
Heh heh heh.
The missus just discovered that my heavy cat has one eye that reflects red from different angles, but green from straight on.
(Right eye, but her iris color is yellow for both eyes.)
An odd cat I have.
Please don’t reveal my source, NicknamedBob, or my patent might be voided!
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me, and you can’t prove nothing!
LOL...I understand!
Ungh.
I had my cocoa, so I’m as “alert” as I’ll be all day. Maybe.
Maybe I’ll make some coffee, later.
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Cadmium Deep Red Hue.
The baggage check guys will never be the same.
How did that happen?
I don’t You posted it!
Except for blink and marquee.
That was taken out long ago.
*half a cup of coffee later*
The gears are starting to crank now...I’m brewing a fresh pot with a super-duper coffee maker to take with me on a mission this morning.
*gasp*
Say it isn’t so!
(And don’t confuse me!)
:oþ
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