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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters, said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. It is well known that zombies cant operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. Clearly, this is a very troubling result, said Dr. Harrister, If we dont do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Monkey Face
1,501
posted on
02/15/2008 10:41:47 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
I choose
The Rancor.
(Or so says the guy who submitted the pic to SOF files.)
1,502
posted on
02/15/2008 12:16:10 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
Unngh.
Undead thread is dead at the moment.
1,503
posted on
02/15/2008 1:18:15 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
1,504
posted on
02/15/2008 1:20:19 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: mattstat
Why is this important story not in Breaking News?!?
This site has gone to h*ll!
1,505
posted on
02/15/2008 1:23:45 PM PST
by
headsonpikes
(Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
To: darkangel82
Twisted.
But I lost my train of thought.
So I glued an Evian to a 2x4 and threatened the intruder with it.
He scratched his head and asked what the heck I was doing.
I told him, “You’re being waterboarded.”
He ran off screaming.
1,506
posted on
02/15/2008 1:25:56 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
1,507
posted on
02/15/2008 1:26:28 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: darkangel82
Came to mind today when somebody said something ‘duh’ to me at work.
1,508
posted on
02/15/2008 1:28:02 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar; fanfan; All
I guess it’s time I made an appearance. Again.
The last couple of weeks have been brutal for me, for reasons I won’t go into, but I tried to lay low today to head off the worst of the relapse.
I plan to be here every day, but it may be just to do some drive-by posts.
So.
What did I miss?
1,509
posted on
02/15/2008 3:00:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Always remember ~ you are unique ~ just like everyone else!)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; callisto; Tax-chick; sionnsar; fanfan
Well.. the dwarves began their ritual ear cleaning.
You should be able to hear the chiseling from here.
They wandered into the quarantine zone.
I expect confusion from the denizens of said quarantine zone.
1,510
posted on
02/15/2008 3:03:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
Erk. Dang.
I hate when I miss that.
So I ate all that popcorn for nothing...?
1,511
posted on
02/15/2008 3:07:00 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Always remember ~ you are unique ~ just like everyone else!)
To: Monkey Face
Nope.
The entertainment is just beginning.
We have more popcorn by the by.
1,512
posted on
02/15/2008 3:09:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Monkey Face
Hi! I haven’t done anything but Girl Scout cookies and a nap with Vlad. (Almost too old to nap with me :-(.
1,513
posted on
02/15/2008 3:13:40 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: Darksheare
*whew*
I really need a laugh! And I can always eat popcorn.
1,514
posted on
02/15/2008 3:15:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Always remember ~ you are unique ~ just like everyone else!)
To: Tax-chick
I hope my daughter got some GS cookies for me. She’s supposed to do my nails tomorrow, and it would be nice to bring home some yummy stuff!
When my oldest grandson comes to visit, he and I always sleep in the same room. Up until he was 10, we would sleep on the floor...(he’s 5’5”)...now, he sleeps on the sofa and I sleep on the floor. Of course, that’s after we’ve talked half the night...
He used to drag his blanket into the living room in the middle of the night and curl up with me. I guess it was about the only comfort he got in those days.
1,515
posted on
02/15/2008 3:20:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Always remember ~ you are unique ~ just like everyone else!)
To: Monkey Face
Well.. in post 1502 above is a link to “Vote RANCOR in 08” pic from SOFfiles..
1,516
posted on
02/15/2008 3:23:18 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
1,517
posted on
02/15/2008 3:30:11 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Always remember ~ you are unique ~ just like everyone else!)
To: Monkey Face
I’d love to know if the guy actually ported the Rancor model to SOF2... that would be fun.
1,518
posted on
02/15/2008 3:32:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
You’re right!
I hope that was a real IRS agent! LOL!
1,519
posted on
02/15/2008 3:34:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Always remember ~ you are unique ~ just like everyone else!)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
“Run along my sluglings!”
(I’m such an Orc driver..)
1,520
posted on
02/15/2008 3:47:00 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
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