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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
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To: dynachrome
Right on, my zombie-slaying brother! We stand back to back and live to fight another day!
Congratulations! You made it! You climbed on top of others at times, helped out the ones you thought you could save, but regardless of your level of altruism, you’ve survived the zombie apocalypse. Your knowledge of weaponry, quick thinking, smart planning, and cold efficiency have saved your life. Go on and boogie—you deserve it.
6640 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 12389 times.
60% of people had this result.
I kinda feel a little bad for the other 5,749 people (who are probably now 5,749 new zombies)...
1,461
posted on
02/14/2008 4:30:17 PM PST
by
NonLinear
("They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -Thomas B Reed)
To: NonLinear
I only trust thee and me. and I am kinda wondering about thee! (where did I leave that machete)
1,462
posted on
02/14/2008 4:31:50 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
To: dynachrome; NonLinear; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
"I only trust thee and me. and I am kinda wondering about thee! (where did I leave that machete)" Now you know why our spider robots can fill up a hallway without even spreading their legs.
1,463
posted on
02/14/2008 4:41:50 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: NicknamedBob; dynachrome; NonLinear; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
Don’t forget the pulsed plasma point projector designed specifically for burning out zombie virus infections.
1,464
posted on
02/14/2008 5:21:04 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; dynachrome; NonLinear; Monkey Face
Dead Corpse,
This thread is right in your wheelhouse!
A star is born, uh, exhumed, uh, resurrected, oh bother!
1,465
posted on
02/14/2008 6:14:22 PM PST
by
NonLinear
("They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -Thomas B Reed)
To: dynachrome
I only trust thee and me. and I am kinda wondering about thee! (where did I leave that machete)
It was barely even a nick! Not a proper bite by any means...I'm sure it's nothing...
1,466
posted on
02/14/2008 6:17:38 PM PST
by
NonLinear
("They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -Thomas B Reed)
To: A CA Guy; Aloysius88; Army Air Corps; Conspiracy Guy; darkangel82; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; ...
The com panel on the wall suddenly crackled to life, and amid the din of howling machinery that erupted from the speaker, a familiar voice could be faintly discerned shouting “Happy Valentine’s Day!!!”
The “Rx” indicator blinked out leaving peace and serenity free to return from the sheltered corners to which they had fled.
As they again settled themselves in the room, a faint “whirring noise announced the arrival of a parcel via the automated delivery system. The door moved smoothly aside, and into the receiving compartment slid a bright red heart-shaped box of exotic European confections, and a glass-encased boquet of exquisitely crafted roses made of various metal foils.
“To: My Castle-dwelling Compatriots” read the parcel tags, which were signed,
HKMk23
Seneschal, The Infinite EMF
P.S. — Enjoy!
1,467
posted on
02/14/2008 6:49:00 PM PST
by
HKMk23
("Benedict Arnold was a war hero..." [https://www.gopusa.com/commentary/tsowell/2008/ts_02011.shtml])
To: HKMk23
Thanks! We’re looking at Offspring (again) if we Enjoy too much, but ...
1,468
posted on
02/14/2008 6:53:39 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: Tax-chick; HKMk23
Not to worry, you still have a closet or two that isn’t human occupied.
1,469
posted on
02/14/2008 7:03:23 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: NicknamedBob
True, but it’s full of camping gear, and occasionally the snake. (Although she hasn’t been able to shift the “History of the Catholic Church in Alaska,” yet.)
1,470
posted on
02/14/2008 7:05:41 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar
"... a faint “whirring noise announced the arrival of a parcel via the automated delivery system." I'm glad to see someone is remembering to use the automated delivery system. Not that energy is a problem, but the wear and tear on the spherical elevator cars and their tubeways could be lessened if more use were made of the delivery systems.
I'm just being grumpy. The spherical elevator cars move by magnetic control. There's very little wear. The door seals take a beating, though.
1,471
posted on
02/14/2008 7:10:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: Tax-chick
"True, but it’s full of camping gear, and occasionally the snake. (Although she hasn’t been able to shift the “History of the Catholic Church in Alaska,” yet.)" If you had worked your way up to that from the “History of the Catholic Church in Rhode Island", she'd have biceps by now like you wouldn't believe.
1,472
posted on
02/14/2008 7:14:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: NicknamedBob
Good point! Let’s all prevent damage to the Castle and its contents, folks! Don’t let the Offspring run amok with markers!
1,473
posted on
02/14/2008 7:14:42 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: NicknamedBob
LOL!
To be tedious, though, I think Rhode Island has more Catholics than Alaska.
1,474
posted on
02/14/2008 7:15:30 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: mattstat
I didn’t get any Valentine’s cards today. Damn that Global Warming! :`(
1,475
posted on
02/14/2008 7:24:32 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse
And snakes don’t have biceps, even though they are really good at doing curls.
1,476
posted on
02/14/2008 7:29:31 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: TigersEye
"I didn’t get any Valentine’s cards today. Damn that Global Warming!" Darn! That's a tough one!
Global Warming / Bush's Fault ...
Global Warming / Bush's Fault ...
Global Warming / Bush's Fault ...
Global Warming / Bush's Fault ...
Tough call, really.
1,477
posted on
02/14/2008 7:32:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: NicknamedBob
That figures. I voted for him twice...and not even a card.
1,478
posted on
02/14/2008 7:37:17 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: TigersEye
I got mine.
It was a Christmas card, but still ...
1,479
posted on
02/14/2008 7:40:00 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
To: Darksheare
Is it ear cleaning time again already?
Good... bonfire this weekend then...
1,480
posted on
02/14/2008 7:50:44 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
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