Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters, said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. It is well known that zombies cant operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. Clearly, this is a very troubling result, said Dr. Harrister, If we dont do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.
Uh-oh. Put them up higher!
I’ll have to put them where I can’t see them, I’m afraid, as my desk is so small.
But it’s all good! I’ll get a “Thank You” card off to them today, so they will know how much I appreciate their thoughtfulness.
Good Morning!
55 and foggy here.
51 and soon to be windy as all get out.
How was your mission, yesterday?
Morning....
He was a Korean War Era vet. We outnumbered the family 2-1, but that’s why we do these things. Was a good day yesterday.
Time to saddle up and head for the cow patties...
See Ya!
A Vet is a Vet. They deserve a final honor!
Thanks for all you do!
*HUG*
Yep...we don’t discriminate.
Back in the cow patties again...
..and the sky eyes blinked and screeked their way across the peculiar sky, floating in their disgusting manner in the molasses air.
Their tentacle appendages trailing along as if an afterthought of utility...
Attack Of The Killer Clouds?
The all night bean-a-thon.
Received a FReepmail from an imposter troll..
Imposter troll last posted in 2006.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=248925
Their FReepmail?
Said “Whaaaaaaat?”
Seems it too them since 2006 to fail to comprehend what was said to them.
Bean apocalypse!
Tarja Turunen - Damned & Divine
It won’t help if you wait for me.
I’m a slave to the dark.
I Know I’m not a saint, you see.
The Dawn is when it starts.
Feel the shadow of my oblivion hoping mercy would show her face
on the road to your own perdition in the coal-blackened rain.
Frozen in time yearning forbidden wishes.
Damned and divine.
Scars of my broken kisses.
What will follow if tomorrow’s blind?
My eternal night.
As the wind takes me away from you before the morning light.
My sins are fading into view I’m so weary deep inside
Feel the shadow of my oblivion hoping mercy would show her face
on the road to your own perdition I may see you again.
Frozen in time yearning forbidden wishes.
Damned and divine.
Scars of my broken kisses.
What will follow if tomorrow’s blind?
My eternal night.
Every single dawn I die again.
Well.
Goodness.
Badness.
And everything in between.
That’s a strange song. But somehow, it fits you...*snork*
Too bad there’s nothing in there about giant staples... ;o])
LOL.
Thanks.
Quite a bit of Tarja’s work from that album ‘fits’ stories or sketches.
(Can anyone tell that I listen to music while I write or sketch..?)
I have not heard any of Tarja’s music after she left Nightwish but I am bookmarking that video for later.
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