DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-07 (DUmmies Go Stark Raving Mad!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[samiam1972]

ALL YOUR STRINGS ARE BELONG TO US.

[highlander_UW]

It is time that we formed a united front in the face of republican aggressors. Republicans are corrupt and conscienceless, and use hate, lies, and aggressive behavior/violence in order to get their way. These people are are generally ignorant and compassionless human beings, and they are destroying our country.

WOW! Isn't that a perfect example of projection?! This guy should be in a psych text book.

[Deetes]

Freudenschade, baby!

[PJ-Comix]

-is the guy on the video a DUer?

I dunno but it wouldn't surprise me. BTW, I will be featuring a lot more videos in the future. I found out that all the leftwing wackos love to put their rants on any topic on YouTube so almost every subject matter is covered. In the old days, only a few close friends or shrinks would see their rants. Nowadays, their lunacy is posted on YouTube for all the world to see so why not take comedic advantage of that?

[PJ-Comix]

What happened to Charles? He’s been oddly missing for a couple of days now.

[Army Air Corps]

Do any DUmmies know how to communicate without profanity that makes Al Pacino sound like a Girl Scout?

[Paul Heinzman]

He might be praying for that poor DUmb bastard you featured on last night’s DUmmie FUnnies.

[Paul Heinzman]

This is totally off-topic and inappropriate, but I came down to the basement and got on my Windows XP machine and this thing is telling me to do this and do that or bad things might happen. Five minutes away from my Mac and I miss it.

[PJ-Comix]

This is totally off-topic but right after I posted this DUFU edition, the wife and I took off for the Hollywood (FL) Seminole Casino. Two reasons. One because Tuesday is two for one day where you can get TWO prime rib dinner buffets for the price of one which is only $5.99 and also because they sent me a voucher for $15 of free play. So for the THIRD time in a row we came away winners on the slot machines. We won a total of $79 with an investment of my $15 voucher plus another $15 that I gave to my wife to play for a net of $64. On top of the money we won on our previous two visits, we have won over $200.

I sort of have a technique called "Sacred Money" in which we cash out our tickets at certain points of play and place those tickets in the "Sacred Waistpack." Basically I subscribe to the wave motion theory of how the points add up (and go down) and we cash out soon after the downslope of a high wave. Sounds crazy but we are still net winners. FUnnie thing though is that after getting our cash my wife was BEGGING to play just two bucks worth of play which I told her was really stupid since that would allow only about two plays. No room for any "wave motion." I just told her we were leaving as WINNERS for the third time in a row.

Oh, and the prime rib buffet was GREAT!!! Three bucks each for that dinner can't be beat!

[decal]

“I hope that with this apology, I return to being as insignificant as I should be...”

What’s the over/under for when the good Congressman decides it’s time to change the foot in his mouth? Isn’t he leading The Densest White Male in the US House of Representatives Contest?

[decal]

“Why would he say that unless he’s pulling a Galileo?”

Afterwards he muttered, “E pur si morone (Yet I’m still a DUmmie)”

[MaxMax]

Are you sure that wasn't just a simple-minded Ron Paul supporter?

Maybe your being to harsh. /S

LMFAO

[Veggie Todd]

What a loon!!! He’s 45 and still living in his parent’s basement - or was that the attic?

[GeronL]

they are always like this when confronted by reality

[Budge]

I can’t help but wonder at which university billybobjoe57 has tenure.

[Paul Heinzman]

Sacred Waistpack. LOL!

[bcsco]

[Pied Piper Pitt is still looking for his angry.]

Must be a Northeast beer. I've never heard of it before.

[bcsco]

Why do I belong to a party of cowards?

Choice.

Predilection.

[Arrowhead1952]

Well He's Insignificant Now. Just when you think that another politician with a spine has emerged!!!!!! I guess next he'll announce that he's retiring from Congress?

Yes, he is insgnificant, but won't be retiring from Congress. This same DUmmie would have been asking for Stark to resign, if he had said this about X-42 and had an (R) behind his or her name.

I agree that "amusement" was a poor choice of words. It wasn't at all helpful.

If you are a true DUmmie, you probably agree with that word. I suspect that you don't want to make it to obvious that you are a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.

Repukes in power sometimes apologize, but their party hardly ever deserts them.

What is this DUmmie smoking? The libs are off their meds.

[Arrowhead1952]

I watched that after I read the original thread and all the replies. That guy has the market cornered on STUPID IDIOT.