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DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-07 (DUmmies Go Stark Raving Mad!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/23/2007 4:15:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Freudenschade, baby! The DUmmies FINALLY found a hero in Pete Stark who refused to back down from his BDS remarks about president Bush. Only one little problem here, Stark was finally forced to back down today and now the DUmmies are in despair as you can see in this THREAD glumly titled, "(Rep) Stark Apologizes." No more heroes for them. Most likely they should blame Hillary for the Stark reversal because she can't afford to have Democrats perceived as Stark Raving Mad in the general election. So let us now watch the DUmmies go Stark raving mad in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, adding a special bonus video at the bottom of this blog, is in the [brackets]:

(Rep) Stark Apologizes

[Freudenschade, baby! Enjoy the taste of crow!]

Embattled Democrat Pete Stark has just publicly apologized to "the president and his family."

[Take a big bite out of that giant sh*t sandwich, Pete.]

He took the floor after his fellow Democrats successfully killed a motion to censure him in the wake of his remarks last Thursday asserting that American troops were fighting in Iraq to have their "heads blown off for the president's amusement."

"I want to apologize to my colleagues, many of whom I have offended," Stark began. He then apologized to "the president and his family" and "the troops."

"I hope that with this apology, I return to being as insignificant as I should be," he concluded though a voice cracking with emotion.

[And now the DUmmie reaction to this insignificant creature...]

oh brother . . . . still looking for some spine in that group . . .

[Pied Piper Pitt is still looking for his angry.]

are you referring to the apology? Wish he could take that back.

[That won't be happening.]

lot of people are losing heart from these Dem's actions and words

[The Hildebeast DEMANDED that apology.]

NOOOooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!

YEEEssssssssssss sssssssssssssss!]

Why do I belong to a party of cowards?

[Because it is FUn to watch you do the Freudenschade shuffle.]

ONCE AGAIN, DER FAILURE FUHRER WINS!!! I'm sorry for the caps, but Jesus H CHRIST on a stick!! What the hell is everyone so Goddamned AFRAID OF??? Is this a President or Josef f*cking Stalin?

[It is the Hildebeast they are frightened of.]

anthrax?

[An anthrax Truther speaks up.]

Wellstoning is more like it. Although that's not too far off. They more or less got away with both.

[I think Pete Stark was Well Stoned when he spewed his original rant.]

Now I really am pissed and disgusted. I have to leave for a while..

[Please leave thru the Canada Gate.]

is that for real? this has got to be fake.

[Since you probably think the two passenger jets did NOT bring down the Twin Towers then, yeah, this is probably fake.]

OK I just read that piece . . . I don't get it. Why would he say that unless he's pulling a Galileo?

[Perhaps Fartney is pulling Galileo's finger.]

Somebody gave him a whole lot of hell behind the scenes. That somebody can only be a Dem leader.

[That somebody can only be SHE who must not be named.]

Well He's Insignificant Now. Just when you think that another politician with a spine has emerged!!!!!! I guess next he'll announce that he's retiring from Congress?

[Next he'll announce that he's hiring Pied Piper Pitt as his press secretary.]

Is there no left to defend America and the American People? We have had our Caligula moment when Chimpoleon threatened Putin with World War III in his usual, subtle way.

[LOL! Chimpoleon! I have to remember that one when Chimpus Khan or Der Chimpenfuhrer get a bit stale.]

What in the hell happens to these people that everybody caves ??????????

[They all stared too deeply into the center of the Perfect Rovian Storm.]

Did he get an envelope full of white powder? The guy was correct. I think this twerp does get off on suffering and death. What I want to know is who got to him. If a guy like this can be strongarmed there is nobody who will stand up to these ghouls.

[John Kerry has your back.]

They fall for it every single damn time, don't they?

[Beep! Beep!]

Kneecapped by the GOP, left twisting in the wind by his own party. Thanks for nothing, Nancy, you worthless excuse for a leader.

[May I send you a warm and fuzzy postcard of Nancy hugging her grandchildren?]

Pete, Pete, Pete, et tu?

[Pete, Pete, Pete, et tutu?]

Pete Stark and his congress buddies need to learn how to frame..via George Lakoff...this should have been done YESTERDAY.

[Yes, all a mere problem of framing according to George Lakoff which rhymes with...]

I agree that "amusement" was a poor choice of words. It wasn't at all helpful.

[A poor choice of framing.]

I'd like to see steel bars in FRONT of that unelected criminal. Jesus, did REAGAN suppress dissent as much as this tin pot dick-tater does?

[You'll need to reframe your question.]

Pete, why did you f-ing apologize

[Because I did not want to end up in a reclining position in Fort Marcy Park.]

PELOSI MUST GO NOW. I'm going to puke over this. Disgusting.

[We prefer you use the Happy Face barf bag.]

It's gutless wonders like this that make me happy that I decided to emigrate.

[Please send us a postcard on how wonderful things are in North Korea.]

where are you and can I join you there? I've had it!

Behind the Iron Curtain. Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side of the fence.

[Wow! I was just kidding but it does sound like DUmmie izquierdista could well be in North Korea. Give my regards to Li'l Kim's elevator shoes!]

It's such a shock because if you're Pete Stark and you say something like he said in the first place why would you give such a "I am actually a weinie", apology?

[Maybe the weinie was threatened by Barney's Frank.]

Just when I thought there was at least one spine in the Democratic Congress. How depressing.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Who got to Pete Stark? What happened for the 180 degree about face? What' going on now with Pelosi?

[Not an about face for Pelosi. It is too frozen for that to happen.]

Repukes in power sometimes apologize, but their party hardly ever deserts them.

[That will be good news for Wide Stance Craig.]

Is anyone gonna censure bushit for his f*cking "bring it on" blurt when the asshole actually got soldiers KILLED? I didn't think so. F*ck you bushit and F*ck you congress.

[I watched the movie bio of Louis Pasteur last night but even he didn't discover the vaccine for BDS.]

I am now convinced that the Democrats will lose next year -- we are too spineless for the battle that lies ahead.

[From your lips to Gaia's ears!]

What a bitter disappointment. What do you think the neocon nazis dug up on him? The only dem who had enough balls to stand up and now they castrated him.

[We live in the Gelded Age.]

We are doomed! We are only puppets and they are in total control of the strings!

[We own ALL your strings!]

Soma, Soma, SOMA!

[DUmmie Meds Alert!!!]

It is time that we formed a united front in the face of republican aggressors. Republicans are corrupt and conscienceless, and use hate, lies, and aggressive behavior/violence in order to get their way. These people are are generally ignorant and compassionless human beings, and they are destroying our country. It is time to stand up and call them on their bullshit. Just say "no" to republicans.

[Not One Damn Dime Day.]

F*ck every Republican, Nancy Pelosi, and all 5 Democrats who voted for censure. You all are disgusting human beings for doing that to Pete Stark, who did nothing but tell the truth. When you vote to censure a person for speaking the truth, you have only censured yourselves. F*ck all of them, and the horses they rode in on. Bastards.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

What on earth is wrong with this party? I cannot believe he caved and I can't believe Pelosi actually pushed for censure. Which party does she belong to again? I'm confused. I'm confused about just about all of them.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

That's right - just keep apologizing to the criminals instead of stopping them. You f*cking COWARD.

[Sooo... Have you found your Angry yet?]

Does anyone have his office's phone #? I'm going to call 'em & ask who put the horse's head in his bed.

[Hillary Corleone.]

Maybe he found a horse head in his bed yesterday morning.

[Was he camping out in Fort Marcy Park?]

I am seething. This country desperately needs leaders right now and Nancy, you pathetic bitch, you don't even come close to cutting it. Go off and kiss that dumbass monkey in the White House's ass some more.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

the Gleichschaltung of America continues: the few Leftists in power are berated and humiliated into feebleness, while the Corporatists all coo how Moderate they are and tumble over each other trying to curry the favor of the current Decider and His doubtless FDR-condemning successor, telling each other how great the domestic threat is from the purged, shrinking Left and how they need to "win" by embracing reactionary positions

[The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!]

Is there not ONE Democrat with the balls to say what he/she believes, and then STAND BY IT? What the f*ck has happened to this country? I don't even recognize this place any more.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

And now for a video entertainment bonus, I present Leftwing Loon, billybobjoe57, who just four days ago praised Pete Stark for standing up to the EVIL Republicans without backing down. Hey, billybobjoe57, please post your video reaction to Pete Stark's apology and I will be sure to feature that as well, especially if you do the crazed tongue routine again at the beginning of the video.


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KEYWORDS: 110th; du; dummies; petestark
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To: doorgunner69
WTF??? Are the rabid liberals implying Wellstone's death was yet another Eeevil Bush Plot???

Yep, and it's a doozie. They actually claim George W. Bush used space-based electromagnetic pulse satellites to bring down Wellstone's plane, because Bush saw polls showing Wellstone was going to get "80% of the vote" in 2004. Like he's Dr. Evil or something.

I wish I could find the thread, but the factual evidence they cited proving it was possible was the movie "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory."

Truly a classic DU thread/celebration of mental illness.

101 posted on 10/24/2007 9:50:13 AM PDT by VirginiaConstitutionalist (Socialized medicine kills.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They fall for it every single damn time, don't they?


102 posted on 10/24/2007 9:53:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: VirginiaConstitutionalist
Like he's Dr. Evil or something

Ooooo! A "La-ser"!

Someone needs to cue the "Rove, you magnificent Bastard" photos.....

103 posted on 10/24/2007 9:54:16 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix
Pete, Pete, Pete, et tu?

Veni, Vidi, Vichy: "I came, I saw, I surrendered."

104 posted on 10/24/2007 9:56:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
I agree that "amusement" was a poor choice of words. It wasn't at all helpful.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

105 posted on 10/24/2007 9:57:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
PELOSI MUST GO NOW.

IMPEACH PELOSI NOW!

106 posted on 10/24/2007 9:59:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm going to puke over this.

Do it twice and then you'll be a repuke.

107 posted on 10/24/2007 10:01:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am now convinced that the Democrats will lose next year -- we are too spineless for the battle that lies ahead.

Pete Stark, welcome to the Boneless Chicken Ranch!


108 posted on 10/24/2007 10:08:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only dem who had enough balls to stand up and now they castrated him.

Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled).

109 posted on 10/24/2007 10:09:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
We are doomed! We are only puppets and they are in total control of the strings!

The Rove has his puppets on a string:

THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"

When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.

From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.


I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!

110 posted on 10/24/2007 10:12:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
Soma, Soma, SOMA!

Coma, Coma, COMA!

111 posted on 10/24/2007 10:14:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is time that we formed a united front in the face of republican aggressors.

DUAC, DUAC, DUAC!

112 posted on 10/24/2007 10:16:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
F*ck all of them, and the horses they rode in on.

Is that you, benburch?

113 posted on 10/24/2007 10:17:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nancy, you pathetic bitch, you don't even come close to cutting it. Go off and kiss that dumbass monkey in the White House's ass some more.

Behold your leader, DUmmies!



114 posted on 10/24/2007 10:25:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Is that you, Will Pitt?

#47/#94 GMTA Alert.

115 posted on 10/24/2007 10:31:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks to Mr. Snuggle Bunny:

2003: As Stark belittled House Ways and Means Chairman Bill Thomas (R-Calif.), then-Rep. Scott McInnis (R-Colo.) told him to "shut up."

"You think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp?" Stark taunted. "Come on. Come over here and make me, I dare you. You little fruitcake."

2001: At a Ways and Means subcommittee hearing on abstinence promotion, Stark referred to then-Rep. J.C. Watts (R-Okla.) as the "current Republican Conference chairman, whose children were all born out of wedlock."

1995: In a private meeting, Stark called then-Rep. Nancy L. Johnson (R-Conn.) a "whore for the insurance industries."

"He didn't call her a 'whore,' " defended Stark press secretary Caleb Marshall. "He called her a 'whore of the insurance industry.' "

1991: Stark singled out "Jewish colleagues" for blame for the Persian Gulf War, referring to then-Rep. Stephen Solarz (D-N.Y.) as "Field Marshal Solarz in the pro-Israel forces."

1990: Stark called then-Health and Human Services Secretary Louis Sullivan, who is African American, "as close to being a disgrace to his race as anyone I've ever seen."

Link on my next comment.

116 posted on 10/24/2007 10:34:28 AM PDT by franksolich (disappeared)
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To: franksolich

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/23/AR2007102302165.html?nav=rss_print/asection


117 posted on 10/24/2007 10:35:13 AM PDT by franksolich (disappeared)
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To: Arrowhead1952
LOUSY FREEPER TROLL

#79/#105 GMTA Alert.

118 posted on 10/24/2007 10:36:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rep. Pete Stark (D-Balled)
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To: PJ-Comix
[The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!]

PULL THE STRING

PULL THE STRING

119 posted on 10/24/2007 12:24:48 PM PDT by Pietro
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To: PJ-Comix
Why do I belong to a party of cowards?

Birds of a feather flock together?

120 posted on 10/24/2007 1:44:26 PM PDT by infidel29 (...no, actually rules are made to be followed, otherwise they'd be called "options".)
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