This really is Logic 101. You might've said you'd "like to bitch-slap him", or he "deserves to be bitch-slapped". Instead you stated flat out that you would do it. Clearly you have an anger-management problem; seek help.
At least it explains his point of view of sticking up for that abusive police officer.
IF I was that cop. Which is why I'm not a cop.
Like me saying IF I was an astronaut I'd drink half a fifth of Jack Daniels before lift-off. Which is why I'm not an astronaut. Now, are you going to conclude that I'm an alcoholic who needs help? Probably.
Like I said. You are one strange ranger.