IF I was that cop. Which is why I'm not a cop.
Like me saying IF I was an astronaut I'd drink half a fifth of Jack Daniels before lift-off. Which is why I'm not an astronaut. Now, are you going to conclude that I'm an alcoholic who needs help? Probably.
Like I said. You are one strange ranger.
For the record...what have you been drinking? LOL
I concluded that somewhere back around Post 300.