I have no idea what you're talking about. I've taken no actions for you to comment on. Who's projecting here?
"No doubt you respond similarly to other situations in your life"
What, you mean when I talk about those, too?
You are one strange ranger.
This really is Logic 101. You might've said you'd "like to bitch-slap him", or he "deserves to be bitch-slapped". Instead you stated flat out that you would do it. Clearly you have an anger-management problem; seek help.