So your secret (not any more) fantasy is “bitch-slapping” kids. That wasn’t too hard to guess. Luckily, most PDs have screening to weed out psychos like you. You couldn’t be a cop if you tried. You’d be fired, sued, or worse, in a week.
That was exactly the way it was back in my home town shortly after WWII.
Most wannabees only survived a week or two before they got their clocks cleaned in barfights by the local vets.
One guy lasted a year or so, because his power trip was picking on teens at lovers lanes.
A load of #6 shot ended his 'career' late one night.
Yep. Especially if their name starts with "ozz" -- them for sure.
"You couldnt be a cop if you tried."
Isn't that what I said?