[robertpaulsen]

"So your secret (not any more) fantasy is “bitch-slapping” kids."

Yep. Especially if their name starts with "ozz" -- them for sure.

"You couldn’t be a cop if you tried."

Isn't that what I said?

[ozzymandus]

Please, please, try to carry out your threat. You might want to have your affairs in order first, punk.