DUmmie FUnnies 08-13-07 (”Rove Resigns!!!!!”)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 13, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Mr. Rove said he expects Democrats to give the 2008 presidential nomination to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, whom he described as "a tough, tenacious, fatally flawed candidate."

That has been the Rove's plan all along. The Rove has ordained it, and thus it shall come to pass. Hillary's fatal flaws make her the perfect Democrat to defeat. Read it and weep, DUmmies.

Fear the Rove.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm holding out for the "Bush Resigns!!!" thread.

I predict a "Bush Leaves Office!!!" thread . . . on January 20, 2009.

[Charles Henrickson]

The guy is Pure Satan.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Will he have to honor his subpoena then?

The Rove LAUGHS at subpoenas!

[Charles Henrickson]

He's got something up his sleeve. . . . I'm sure we haven't seen the last of Rove.

THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"

When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.

From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!

[Charles Henrickson]

Whose brain does that parasite invade now?

Watch out, DUmmie, it could be YOURS!

[Charles Henrickson]

He's the sharpest arrow in their quill.

"I can out-learn you, I can out-read you, I can out-think you, and I can out-philosophize you--and I'm gonna outlast you!"

[Democratshavenobrains]

Everyone on that thread should be euthanized for the sake of this country’s IQ.

[lonevoice]

All your parts are paranoid, and of course he has something planned. Magnificent bastards always have something planned; it's what separates the magnificent bastards from the DUmb bastards.

Paul is talking sense, YAY! A special thanks to you three for making this a fun thread for those of us who have a lot of affection for the Perfect Rovian Storm. The FR breaking news comments on this were looking a little too much like a DUmmie thread.

To whatever Rove has up his magical sleeve, or not, here's a toast to the Magnificent Bastard.

[Paul Heinzman]

You're quite welcome. I haven't checked out the News/Activism threads much today. I saw this story break very early today because of a rare instance of insomnia and at first thought the DUmmies would be partying hard today, but I quickly realized that most of them wouldn't celebrate; they would see this as his next diabolical move on a board too vast and complex for anyone to understand.

As it appears to be playing out over there, it's even FUnnier than that. As with Capt. Kirk's computational conundrum "everything I say is a lie--I am a liar," the DUmmies' 8-bit microprocessors are overheating with "Rove is an idiot; his plans are genius." It would be sad to watch if the vast majority of DUmmies weren't so detestable.

[luvie]

But my paranoid part wonders if he's got something planned (bad) for the election or before, or if he's getting out while the gettin's good... The guy is Pure Satan....

*rubbing hands together* Heh-heh...Care to place a little wager, DUmmie?

[luvie]

...pay no attention to that Perfect Rovian Storm outside...

A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM











DUMMIES TAKE COVER NOW!!!

[bcsco]

Or has become part of it....

Or is working off his monumental bar tab.

[dirtbiker]

It's OK, the staff at Burkowski's have learned how to mop around Pitt...

HAHAHAHA!

I bet there is a chalk outline on the floor where Pitt lands, or a "dirt outline"....

[Democratshavenobrains]

They predict that for EVERY election. Its how they justify their losses.

[Xenalyte]

[Was that Lucy Ramirez who faxed TANG documents to Rove from the Amarillo Kinko's?]

I don't know what the hell my problem is, but I read "Lucy Ramirez" as "Lazamataz" and got quite confused. Sheesh.

[Roscoe Karns]

[pigsmith]

[franksolich]

Hmmm.... I just checked out TruthOut and Pitt is no longer listed as being an editor (or anything) there. Also his last TruthOut article was July 17. Usually he has an article there every week to 10 days. So is Pitt also GONE from TruthOut? And did this have something to do with his split from DUmmieland? Inquiring minds want to know.

This inquiring mind is discretely inquiring too; although the last job the Bostonian Drunkard had was "columnist," not "editor," sometime after May 12, 2006.

The rabbi's yeshiva, liberalunderground, says the Bostonian Drunkard was evicted from my fellow alum's real-estate for "threatening--to the moderators--to 'spam' DUmmieland unless he was forcibly banned."

I wonder, now; I wonder if perhaps the Bostonian Drunkard did in fact lose it, and was involved with some men in white suits, carrying a certain sort of jacket for the Bostonian Drunkard to model.

It is sad, very sad, but I had been advising the Bostonian Drunkard since.....January 2006.....long before the non-Indictment Fiasco, about the road he was traveling, and suggesting how he might detour it; ramming the motor vehicle into the ditch was preferable to continuing to drive down that road.

We all make our own destinies.