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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-07 (DUmmies Support Vandalism On HUmmer)
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| July 19, 2007
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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I'm making my big move to the townhouse this weekend. Hopefully there will be a smooth transition with my Comcast cable but, if not, the DUFUs might be out of action for a few days. Also I will be busy moving my stuff in general so don't be surprised if the DUFU editions for the next week or so will be a bit spotty.
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:19:28 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:20:55 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:20:55 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
To: PJ-Comix
The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.
Noooo, DUmmie . . . as we discussed yesterday, that's what late-model convertible Corvettes are for.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:23:38 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: PJ-Comix
Missed it by milliseconds. Still first.
I wonder what those DUmmies would think about somebody unleashing some mercury from Priuses; after all, the Prius leaves a larger enviromental footprint than the Hummer.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:23:43 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
To: Xenalyte
So what color bathrobe was Charles wearing in his Houston hotel room? :-)
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:25:23 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:26:00 AM PDT
by
murdoog
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:27:09 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
("If Fred Thompson had been at Thermopylae, the movie would have been called 1." - IMAO)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:28:03 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Xenalyte
You made me snicker. I personally witnessed my ex walk up to a middle aged man getting out of his new Corvette and say, “Nice car. Too bad about the size of your dick.”
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:28:09 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Ratzaz! There. I do give one about something.)
To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
Whatever color transparent is, that’s what color it was. ;p
Actually, I must apologize to Charles . . . unexpected work got in my way and I didn’t call him. (Was trying to get some Houston FReepers together, but we’re not the most spontaneous bunch.)
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:32:01 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: PJ-Comix
Have a good time moving, P-J.
It’s a chore, but it can be fun if one wishes it.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:35:05 AM PDT
by
franksolich
(197 down, 533 to go.....)
To: PJ-Comix
Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:39:14 AM PDT
by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: PJ-Comix
"What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?" Said the DUmmie who is obviously self-testing his/her touch-typing skills; training his/her pinkie to properly activiate the SHIFT key!
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:41:42 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Maybe s/he is a newspaper editor and is practicing writing headlines?)
To: Xenalyte
Noooo, DUmmie . . . as we discussed yesterday, that’s what late-model convertible Corvettes are for.
Actually all the DUmmies can afford to compensate for their shortcomings is late-model Chevettes.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:41:46 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(Occam's razor. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but 99%+ is not too shabby.)
To: PJ-Comix
"What what a f*cking Guido that guy is" I am assuming this DUmmie isn't really bigoted against Italians.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:44:53 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(What would Skinner have done if he had used "Tyrone" instead of "Guido"?)
To: franksolich
It’s a chore, but it can be fun if one wishes it. FUn? No way! I am NOT looking forward to this at all.
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:46:05 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
"The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have." [What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]
Democratchik votes from the homeless?
To: PJ-Comix
In my travels I have discovered that more “lefties” than “righties” are driving Hummers. I guess hypocrisy isn’t a part of their lexicon (although they all live by it)...
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:47:58 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
To: PJ-Comix
Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.
One side is always weaker than the other, and therefore loses in any disagreement. The idea that this justifies violence on the part of the weaker side is laughably moronic, i.e. DUmmielike.
But if you want to try to settle everything by violence, go right ahead bottom-feeders. Who has the guns, and who doesn't?
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posted on
07/19/2007 6:53:14 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(Occam's razor. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but 99%+ is not too shabby.)
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