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To: al baby
I still think she’s HOT

She is, in a way. But crazy always trumps hot in my book.

Many years ago, when I first discovered Dr. Laura Schlessinger, she was called by a man who said he didn't know what to do. Should he, he asked, go for full custody of his kids in light of the fact that his ex-wife was part of a crowd that believed in some new age/psychic/space alien/Eastern guru nonsense, and she would drag the kids to conferences and such. Dr. Laura asked the caller when the ex started going off the deep end with such behavior, and the caller said she had been like that as long as he had known her. Dr. Laura gasped, and shouted, "AND YOU MADE BABIES WITH THIS WOMAN?!"

At first the guy tried to laugh it off, but DLS was having none of it. She asked, "What was it about her that made you think she would be a good mother to your children?" He hemmed and hawed, and finally, Dr. Laura said, "I'll bet she's really good in bed! That's it, isn't it?" He mumbled, "Yeah, that's it."

With such women, the good crazy stuff ain't as good as the bad crazy stuff is bad. I wouldn't touch Anne Heche with a vaulting pole.

32 posted on 06/12/2007 3:21:15 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Has George W. Bush been taking Carter's Little Pills?)
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To: L.N. Smithee

I don’t want to make babies with anne i was just sayin


33 posted on 06/12/2007 3:25:14 PM PDT by al baby (Hi mom)
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To: L.N. Smithee

I like your home page


34 posted on 06/12/2007 3:27:40 PM PDT by al baby (Hi mom)
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