[Asclepius]

What part of “get lost” don’t you understand, stupid?

You were just now behaving civilly. You even apologized for your behavior.

I wonder what caused you to regress so suddenly? Hey, I have a thought. Why don't we try, you know, staying on topic? It's a wild idea, I'll grant you that. And it will require supreme discipline on your part: no provocations, no personal attacks, and no sudden ejaculations of rage, panic, terror, or pain. But you may discover that you actually like it. Please understand: no one here is out to get you. So: Let's give it a shot, shall we?

[Turret Gunner A20]

re: 369

“You were just now behaving civilly. You even apologized for your behavior.”

>>>> Not to you, birdbrain. <<<

“I wonder what caused you to regress so suddenly? Hey, I have a thought. Why don’t we try, you know, staying on topic?”

>>>> I have a better one. Why don’t you go soak your head in a barrel — go under three times and come up twice?<<<<

“It’s a wild idea, I’ll grant you that. And it will require supreme discipline on your part: no provocations, no personal attacks, and no sudden ejaculations of rage, panic, terror, or pain.”

>>>> Speaking of ejaculations — why don’t you go over in the corner and play with yourself? Nobody else is interested.<<<

“Please understand: no one here is out to get you.”

>>>> Who said they were? So far it’s only you — makeing a damned pesst of your boorish self.<<<

“So: Let’s give it a shot, shall we?”

Go take a flyhing leap, you obnoxious toad.