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The Herald is hilarious.
The Pitt is merely ponderous, I right tests for a living. Even I can only take so much of his overblown, self-important, ppompous writing style.
"I looked over the group before really focusing on the fellow in the cap. And then looked again, and then looked a third time, staring long and hard to make sure I wasn't imagining things. I wasn't. Here, at my bar and almost within arm's reach, was actor Kevin Spacey..." Will Pitt
"The third time staring long and hard, to show my indifference, I knew in every flabby fold of my white and delightsome flesh, that it was him, here at my bar, almost within arm's reach.
But every time my arm moved towards his famous neck, so near, so Kaiser effen Soze near, one of his friends intercepted it. Vermin! Let me get close to him. Puleeze. Hey Kev, Kev, wanna play twistem at my place? Quit freezing me out. Kev, Kev, don't go....oh my effen mother@#$%%... he's gone...he was here, almost within arm's reach. Oh, oh.
now I have to pick up my can of Franco-American spagetti and head home...alone. I coulda been somebody if those f@#$% sycophants...oh those b@#$%@s...he was almost within arm's reach."
Curse you, PJ-Comix! I'm going to be up all night catching up on the work I skipped reading and laughing on this thread.