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DUmmie FUnnies 02-15-07 (Mookie, Mookie, Lend Me Your Comb)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 15, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/15/2007 4:55:02 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
He's been there two or three weeks?

There are a lot of interesting tourist sites in Iran.

41 posted on 02/16/2007 2:19:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mookie's Big Adventure.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sadr went to Iran? Whoopie ding dong.

Ramadan-a-ding-dong.

42 posted on 02/16/2007 2:21:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ding dong, the Mookster fled. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
. . . and said that the cleric was planning a televised address in the next several says.

Here's that address:

555 Surge Protector Lane
Tehran, Iranandhid

43 posted on 02/16/2007 2:39:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Sadr But Wiser Guy.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL! But you should tell the folks it is to the tune of "Louie, Louie."


44 posted on 02/16/2007 4:44:12 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think FReepers can figger it out... now DUer's on the other hand.


45 posted on 02/16/2007 4:46:42 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: NeoCaveman; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

"Brave Al Mookie ran away
He bravely ran away, away
He bravely ran away"

Actually, that sounds more like John Murtha to me.


46 posted on 02/16/2007 8:29:35 PM PST by Purrcival (Dare we hope that even a D.C. jury can sort this Libby trial out?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wait, I've seen this before! On X-Files! The Great Muqtada! Only they took him to a Cher concert...


47 posted on 02/17/2007 2:33:27 AM PST by Watery Tart (Mulder and Scully violated the Geneva Conventions when they did this.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pretty funny thread starting over in the DUmp--What should the 2008 DUmmie platform be? The DUmmies really know how to inspire and capture the hearts and minds of the American people:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x233963


48 posted on 02/17/2007 9:02:59 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Fluffernutter.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Here's one brilliant DUmmy's wish list for the Demorat platform. Man oh man, how I wish the Rats would adopt it word for word, that would be the end of the Demorat party as we know it.

Well I think the Constitution is outdated -- and should be burned...

because no one reads it, and because it was written at a time when the world was not dominated by a technological world -- out of control.

In fact -- I think all forms of government should be eliminated -- and be replaced with anarchistic self governing groups, because the sole purpose of creating countries is to establish grounds for war.

In light of the huge technological advances that are destructive, if man removes the reason for the existence of the bombs (the country), then man will live in peace, because -- peace -- is natural to humanity. Humanity does not need a country to live in peace, all he needs is some land, and the means to produce wealth.

We don't need lobbyist to defend us or even countries to defend us, all the bums should be thrown out, and replaced with a non-violent democratic form of government, in which the Department of Defense is renamed to the Department of non-Violence, the CIA is shut down, the Defense budget cut by 95%, remove all troops from offshore bases.

Eliminate the death penalty, forgive all debts domestic and International), increase International welfare spending, make the advocation of War a crime, Eliminate Global warming by banning all ownership of Cars, etc., close down all McDonald's as a health hazard, free quality health care for all, people would be entitled to free land in the country, eliminate corporate ownership of land, outlaw all Genetically modified food, outlaw all hunting and gun ownership, outlaw the NRA etc. Valentine

49 posted on 02/18/2007 4:45:48 PM PST by epow (Warning! Unapproved taglines may be dangerous if provoked. Approach with caution.)
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That sounds like a Lousy FReeper Troll!

That is hilarious! And that's how those little Utopian Socialists think--or emote--in their little fantasy world.

"Imagine there's no countries, it's easy if you try..."


50 posted on 02/18/2007 9:57:42 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Fluffernutter.)
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