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I had a horrible nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik. The horror started when I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack. I couldn't find it but I suddenly woke up and was relieved to find the waist pack next to my bed where I always keep it at night. Oddly enough I was initially very happy that my waist pack was found even though I had to leave Petra alone in that hotel room. Weird.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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Oddly enough I was initially very happy that my waist pack was found even though I had to leave Petra alone in that hotel room. Weird.

Weird indeed!


69 posted on 01/24/2007 8:16:01 AM PST by Smedley
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that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

Two jokes:

ben burch, is that you?

The president get's up this DUmmie's nose because the orifice at the back end is occupied by Spanky the Wonder Hamster.

73 posted on 01/24/2007 8:33:35 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("Safe sex? Not until they develop a condom for the heart."--Freeper All the Best)
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Enough of this Democrat nonsense

I've been saying that since I switched parties in Clinton's first term.

74 posted on 01/24/2007 8:36:26 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("Safe sex? Not until they develop a condom for the heart."--Freeper All the Best)
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Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack.

Are you just saying that because you know your wife will read this thread?

75 posted on 01/24/2007 8:39:05 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("Safe sex? Not until they develop a condom for the heart."--Freeper All the Best)
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I'm going to have to side with the DUmmies on this one. If someone called me democrat I would be PO'd as all hell too!


80 posted on 01/24/2007 9:16:51 AM PST by libs_kma (Monica blew while Al-Queda grew.....Oh well, Clinton happens!)
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[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]

All your Democrat Base are belong to us...

82 posted on 01/24/2007 9:24:28 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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add me


83 posted on 01/24/2007 9:25:32 AM PST by LC HOGHEAD ("We are going to take things away from you for the common good" Hillary Clinton)
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"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. "



Ohhhhhhh I get it, were are suppose to anticipate what the word "sounds like" to these people, not just what things feeeeeeel like.

Fat chance. A democrat is a democrat is a democrat, and no "ic" on the end is going to change that. Well............maybe with a hypen and a K added. democrat-ICK!!


85 posted on 01/24/2007 9:32:59 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

Here's another one: The Party of Slavery, Secession and Surrender.

103 posted on 01/24/2007 11:46:14 AM PST by Argus
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We can't call them "democrats." We can't call them "liberals."

Is "scum sucking commie weasels" still alright?


105 posted on 01/24/2007 12:24:56 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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I had a horrible nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik.

Was she Wearing the Bear...? ;)

106 posted on 01/24/2007 12:31:56 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("On 11/07/06, 'true' conservatives and 'rat traitors joined forces to bring Sharia law to America.")
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Democratic Underground:Providing political satire and commentary for Democrats,

So they insult themselves on their own website.

What a queer bunch.

107 posted on 01/24/2007 12:47:53 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (We must have faith For when it is all said and done, Faith manages. And the impossible is achieved)
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They must have to up their meds everytime Rush says "democrat underground"


110 posted on 01/24/2007 3:32:19 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Poe-tay-toe, Puh-tah-toe
Dem-oh-crat party, Deem-oh-crot party,
Let's call the whole thing off.
111 posted on 01/24/2007 4:00:55 PM PST by Jaysun (I've never paid for sex in my life. And that's really pissed off a lot of prostitutes.)
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