[PJ-Comix]

Hey Charles! Here's a change of pace for you. Can you write sacred religious music? I know this is something you are not used to but I feel that the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him" need to be updated for Obama. Remember, the lyrics need to be completely reverential so as not to even hint of a heretical lack of Obama love. Complete uncritical AWE and ADMIRATION is the key.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Paul Heinzman]

IB4TP

[The_Victor]

Preping!!!

[EarthBound]

Too close to PING!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Dooderbutt]

Top 5?

[cripplecreek]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

This horse is just passing gas.

[Ditter]

The man has an unhealthy look to him.

[kevkrom]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Imagine just for a minute that Obama was of caucasian heritage... and then give me one good reason why he'd be even considered as a tier-1 candidate.

The fact is, you can't. The only reason anyone has even heard of the guy is the color of his skin, and that's just a sad, sad way to pick a Presidential candidate.

[kevkrom]

Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him. BIDE YOUR TIME OBAMA!

Of course, as a Republican expressing the exact same sentiments, I'll be labeled a "racist".

[kevkrom]

consensual uplifting generalities

There's got to be a benburch in there somewhere...

[kevkrom]

Have the audacity to think for yourself.

Sorry, that's not allowed in DUmmieland. Deviation from the accepted groupthink is a one-way ticket to tombstoning.

[kevkrom]

Give him Obama as his VP...and if/when the murderous BushCabal dark forces spill Gore's blood on our nation's soul

As if this moonbat wasn't already delusional enough for considering Gore a legitimate candidate, it delves into laughably dark paranoia about political assassination.

THEN we will at least have Obama to turn to. Provided he too has not been bought and paid for by those dark bushco forces

Yes! Obama will save us! Or will he? I'm just paranoid enough to believe that Obama is a Rovian plant!!!

[NRA1995]

This clown and John Edwards fit the "metrosexual" description to a "T"

[MadIvan]

These people are extremely stupid. What they should be doing is nominating a Red State Democrat, preferably a governor, to lull the conservative base to sleep. Obama or Hillary are radical and leftist enough to fire up the base to oppose them.

However, as Napoleon said, "Never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake."

Regards, Ivan

[darkwing104]

The Hilderbeast will not stand for this much longer.
Prepare for her Democratic Plan "R"...

[MikeyGo]

"APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!"

That would be a great political catchphrase.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"As one who is a LIBERAL and an African,I am disheartened that the Democratic party seems to gravitate towards star power, rather than a choice that can win us the White house."

Let's see...DUmmie is honest ("As...a LIBERAL") but not intelligent. DUmmie doesn't understand U.S. voting laws concerning citizenship ("and an African") and Dummie doesn't know the name of the political party he affiliates with ("the Democratic party").

Poor, DUmmie. He should benfit well from the upcoming expansion of the government's wealth re-distribution programs. We all know, someone else's money makes you highly intelligent - just look at algore.

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats!

Perhaps it will reach a climax next week, on the Day of the . . .

. . ..

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED

[KC_Conspirator]

I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality...

No, thats "liberal" or "democrat" superficiality.

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats!

It is sweeping middle-aged female teachers' union members, who are either single, divorced, or married to some wimpy wuss. B.O. is their fantasy lover. "He's so dreamy!" they swoon to themselves. If they had Tiger Beat for female school teachers, B.O. Plenty would be the cover boy.

Of course, these women are the core constituency of the Democrat Party willing workers. They are the ones who turn out for rallies and book signings and campaign appearances.