AND TO THE STREETS!!!
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
Don't forget BBEV's protégé, Andy Stephenson. Undie the Fundee and the F.O.A. pulled your chains also.
Karl Rove and Smirky McChimp: The hardest smirking men in show business.
CSI: Diebold
Will someone please explain to me why the "glitch" always works in favor of Repugs?
DIEBOLD! THE GLITCH IS RED!
Tune: "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!"
Diebold! The glitch is Red!
Which old glitch? The tricky glitch!
Diebold! The tricky glitch is Red!
Dean done! The Dems are dead!
Which old Dems? The wacked-out Dems!
Dean done! The wacked-out Dems are dead!
This vote is touch-and-grow;
Your tears will overflow.
Although your hopes are up, it's Rove--
By Jove, it's over!
King Karl! The Rove you dread!
Which old Rove? The roguish Rove!
King Karl! The roguish Rove you dread!
Kerry did enough flipping on his own.
Ah, Big Oil! I KNEW it!
It's a glitch in the flux capacitor.
PAPER BALLOTS
Tune: "Paper Roses"
I sure despise the way you guys are staring
With sideways looks like I'm a kook to ask;
Just give me paper now or I'll start swearing
And hit you fascists with my Guy Fawkes mask!
Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
I knew that Rove would plot a perfect caper
And try to make me go and touch a screen;
But I won't vote unless it's made of paper,
So find the form I want or I will scream!
Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
PINKFINGER
Tune: "Goldfinger"
Pinkfinger
He's the man, the man with the Diebold touch
A screen you touch
Such a jinx-bringer
Beckons you to let up before you win
But don't give in
Poll results he will pour in your ear
But his polls can't control what you fear
For a Democrat knows there's disaster
On the list for Dems from Master . . .
Pinkfinger
Democrat, beware of the tricks of Rove
The web he wove.
Poll results he will pour in your ear
But his polls can't control what you fear
For a Democrat knows there's disaster
On the list for Dems from Master . . .
Pinkfinger
Democrat, beware of the tricks of Rove
The web he wove.
We fear only Rove
Only Rove
We fear Rove
We fear only Rove
Only Rove
We fear Rove
We fear Rove!
CRY (If you see polls)
By Johnnie Ray-of-Sunshine
Tune: "Cry" (If your sweetheart)
If you see polls that turn out to be too high
It's just Diebold, you'll feel better if you cry
When voting on a touchscreen
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only fall elections that they steal
If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
November storm clouds can be found
Behind the sunny skies
So get your hopes down and go on and cry
If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
Well now, November storm clouds can be found
Behind a sunny sky
So get your hopes down and go on and cry
But of course it won't be. The election will be held on November 8.
Remember, remember, the 8th of November. . . .
The Orange Revolution begins today!
Every right, indeed. Because we ALL know that the only way Republicans could POSSIBLY win an election is by stealing it. ("I voted Democrat, and all my friends voted Democrat. Therefore we should have won by a 100% margin.")
"If someone really wanted to commit election fraud, the voter wouldn't see the improper selection."
That makes too much sense. Thank you LFT.
You have to love how the DUmmies are talking about "taking it to the streets" if their moonbat candidates don't win BIG enough (the implication being "civil war" - I would love to see that, these are the same people that think gun ownership should be outlawed! So are they going to throw tofu or what?)
If these DUmmies actually do "take to the streets" Nov. 8 we need to have a thread that night, entitled: "How many DUmmies I scraped off my front bumper tonight"!
Wow, he's a chiropractor, TOO? Is there ANYTHING this prodigious polymath can't do??
I thought that was your natural state.....
And I BLAME the Democrats.
No, no, NO!!!!
REMEMBER THE MEMO!!!!!
IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!
CAN'T YOU DUmmies DO ANYTHING RIGHT?????
Is this the same "inside hacker" that you claim is also "inside your head"?
(Reminds me of a Pink Floyd song: "The lunatics are in my head....")