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DUmmie FUnnies 10-30-06 (ALL Is Going According To The Perfect Rovian Plan)
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| October 30, 2006
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 10/30/2006 2:46:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Omigosh! Touchscreen voting machines mysteriously changing votes for Democrats into votes for Republicans???? Send in the crack ghostbusters from...
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:37:41 AM PST
by
Purrcival
(Sorry, RATS, I'm voting REPUBLICAN, even though the LameStream Media wants me to stay home!)
To: PJ-Comix
Here's a hint for DUmmies who want to learn how to use that newfangled touchscreen technology correctly:
Be sure touch the box FOR THE CANDIDATE FOR WHOM YOU ARE CASTING YOUR VOTE, not just sorta-kinda in the vicinity. This is a proven technique, and has worked for me EVERY SINGLE TIME, without fail. If you screw up and fat-finger your choice on the screen, the review screen will give you an actual chance to correct your vote!
Other than that, I agree with others on the thread. These anecdotal claims are pretty worthless, and the DUmmies are getting these stories together in case they need ammo for their bogus "Diebold fraud" claims. How about some REAL EVIDENCE?
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:43:46 AM PST
by
Purrcival
(Sorry, RATS, I'm voting REPUBLICAN, even though the LameStream Media wants me to stay home!)
To: Dmitry Vukicevich
The sad part is they bought it. Hah. I told my co-workers the same thing and they bought it too. I should have let them keep believing it.
103
posted on
10/30/2006 11:13:49 AM PST
by
Luircin
(Bushbot (n, adj.): The first and last argument of a more-conservative-than-thou Rat in disguise.)
To: epow
Or KY jelly. It's notorious for fouling up electronic devices, and besides gerbils hate the stuff.
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Gerbils don't hate the KY jelly itself. It's that the gerbils know what Richard Gere is going to do next with them.
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posted on
10/30/2006 11:37:09 AM PST
by
Cheburashka
(World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
To: Gordongekko909
I can't translate my Marching Orders until I properly calibrate my VRWC Decoder Ring. And the Marching Orders already came in late this month. It's October, dammit! We need to get them earlier than the last weekend of the month!
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I know what you mean. I hate marching without my Marching Orders.
105
posted on
10/30/2006 11:45:33 AM PST
by
Cheburashka
(World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
To: Cheburashka
I got my VRWC decoder ring not long ago..the first message I received was, "Rove monthly orders are back-ordered..please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery"...:-(
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posted on
10/30/2006 11:58:25 AM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(At 53, I'm already thinkin about goin home before I get to where I'm goin...:-))
To: PJ-Comix
...but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind...Careful there, Einstein...you don't appear to have a whole lot to spare.
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posted on
10/30/2006 12:23:25 PM PST
by
beans36
("I know what you're thinking. 'Did he sell six properties or only five?'" - Dirty Harry Reid)
To: PJ-Comix
I'm going to try voting all democrat and see if any of them switch over to Republican on the on the review screen.
108
posted on
10/30/2006 12:44:44 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Cheburashka
You must not read DU Funnies often enough. Now is the time for you to insert a benburch - Fat Che joke here.
To: PJ-Comix
I voted early today. I started to scream that all my votes were changed to demoncrats. :) But I didn't. Not only that, but I forgot to yell, "ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BARSTARD!"
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posted on
10/30/2006 12:59:13 PM PST
by
Budge
(<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
To: PJ-Comix
He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist. I think this is a nice feature, don't you? Kind of like a spell-check or an auto-correct, so you don't end up voting for the lesser choice.
To: PJ-Comix
"It worries me because the races are so close." Don't worry, they won't be close after we get done with them.
112
posted on
10/30/2006 1:16:19 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Diebold: We take the worry out of voting.)
To: PJ-Comix
Didn't we go through all this when Bev Harris was pulling DUers chains? Don't forget BBEV's protégé, Andy Stephenson. Undie the Fundee and the F.O.A. pulled your chains also.
To: PJ-Comix
No wonder rove had his usual smirk... Karl Rove and Smirky McChimp: The hardest smirking men in show business.
To: PJ-Comix
Those Machines should be detained for forensic purposesCSI: Diebold
To: PJ-Comix; WinOne4TheGipper; GodBlessRonaldReagan; doug from upland; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ..
SHE WILL SAY THE MACHINE HAD A GLITCH. Will someone please explain to me why the "glitch" always works in favor of Repugs?
DIEBOLD! THE GLITCH IS RED!
Tune: "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!"
Diebold! The glitch is Red!
Which old glitch? The tricky glitch!
Diebold! The tricky glitch is Red!
Dean done! The Dems are dead!
Which old Dems? The wacked-out Dems!
Dean done! The wacked-out Dems are dead!
This vote is touch-and-grow;
Your tears will overflow.
Although your hopes are up, it's Rove--
By Jove, it's over!
King Karl! The Rove you dread!
Which old Rove? The roguish Rove!
King Karl! The roguish Rove you dread!
To: Charles Henrickson
hahahaha
Great addition!
WOnder why the Dims have been silent on a connection to Chavez, regarding electronic voting machines?? hmmmmmmmm I wonder.......
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posted on
10/30/2006 2:10:31 PM PST
by
gidget7
(Political Correctness is Marxism with a nose job)
To: PJ-Comix
WTF is it going to take to get people angry enough to get off their asses???
OFF YOUR SEATS
AND TO THE STREETS!!!
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To: weps4ret
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #950.
Just 50 PINGEEs to go to the MAGIC 1000!!!
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posted on
10/30/2006 2:22:09 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
I don't remember ever reading of a Bush to Kerry flip Kerry did enough flipping on his own.
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