[Gordongekko909]

My predictions are totally empathic, and like most emotional responses, are not always on the mark. I've learned from experience, though, to listen to my vibes.

Translation: "I pulled these predictions out of my @$$. I mean, STRAIGHT out of my @$$. I can't even claim to have consulted star charts or tarot cards or anything. I didn't even use 'magical herbs' to induce visions. As far as BS psychic prediction goes, I didn't even use due diligence. I just suck that much. I am the Jayson Blair of psychics."

[MoochPooch]

Re post #34:

ROFLMAO! I saved your remark on my hard drive.