CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*! And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible!! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!!
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises!!!!!
It's just oh-so-hard to press down on the Shift key to make a capital letter, so LET'S JUST MAKE THEM ALL CAPS!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!