DUmmie FUnnies 08-25-06 (Gary Hart Falls Off The Deep End)

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1 posted on 08/25/2006 5:15:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

2 posted on 08/25/2006 5:16:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)

3 posted on 08/25/2006 5:18:40 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Praying for Israel)

The army, the courts, and religion. The keys to the creation of the American Empire.

What about the hockey team?

4 posted on 08/25/2006 5:19:23 AM PDT by CzarNicky (In the magical land of unicorns there's no need for clothes.)

5 posted on 08/25/2006 5:19:38 AM PDT by Democracy In Iraq (When a soldier dies, a protester gloats, a family cries, an Iraqi votes)

Top 10

Now back to reading

6 posted on 08/25/2006 5:20:06 AM PDT by NEPA (Repeal the 17th)

Top 10.

My slogan for Gary Hart - so bad even the presstitutes sacrificed him.

7 posted on 08/25/2006 5:20:29 AM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)

Nice to see Gary Hartpence is still around to entertain us...

8 posted on 08/25/2006 5:20:34 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)

9 posted on 08/25/2006 5:21:41 AM PDT by Mercat (Luke 1:46-55)

10 posted on 08/25/2006 5:27:00 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)

11 posted on 08/25/2006 5:27:39 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Rush baby on board)

I never got the Hartpence joke. Care to enlighten me? Thanks!

12 posted on 08/25/2006 5:29:22 AM PDT by The Right Stuff

Now who couldn't see Wild Willie Clinton as Caligula and his wife / sister Drucilla?

Now there's a comparison that bears investigation....

13 posted on 08/25/2006 5:32:46 AM PDT by par4 (If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything)

Maybe Blackwell can't compare with the Huns, but they're close!

Talk about a grammatical and logical nightmare of a sentence.

14 posted on 08/25/2006 5:35:19 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Rush baby on board)

As funny as this is, it is starting to get out of hand. Like I've said before, good thing we own most of the guns.

15 posted on 08/25/2006 5:39:56 AM PDT by Paradox (The "smarter" the individual, the greater his power of self-deception.)

To: The Right Stuff

His real name IS Hartpence, but he changed it to something more macho-sounding. I am not making this up.

16 posted on 08/25/2006 5:40:42 AM PDT by Miss Marple (Lord, please look after Mozart Lover's and Jemian's sons and keep them strong.)

To: The Right Stuff

I never got the Hartpence joke. Care to enlighten me? Thanks!

Gary Hart changed his name from Hartpence in 1961, lied about his age, and gave different explanations for these oddities at different times. Some memorable moments from his life as a politician include:

In his first Presidential run in 1984, Hart's campaign motto was that he had "new ideas". Walter Mondale, Hart's primary opponent for the Democratic nomination, responded by asking "Where's the beef?" an allusion to a Wendy's commercial where an ancient woman (Clara Peller) could not find the meat in her McDonald's hamburger. Mondale received the Democratic nomination.
In 1987, Hart ran for President again and was leading in most polls when, at a press conference, a reporter asked about allegations of marital infidelity, which had been whispered for months. Hart replied: "Follow me around, I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored". The next day The Miami Herald reported that they had received a tip from a self-described "liberal Democrat" who said, in light of President Ronald Reagan's recent Iran-Contra scandal, she couldn't tolerate having another President who could lie so casually. The tipster's details seemed accurate, and The Herald put a tail on Hart in May of 1987. Their reporters had seen Donna Rice, a model, going into Hart's Washington townhouse at 9:30 one night, and 11:17 the next night, both nights accompanied by Hart. When asked whether they were having an affair, Hart replied, "I have no relationship with the woman".
But The Herald pointed out that Hart and Rice were known to have mingled extensively at a yacht party, and had taken a trip to Bimini together on Hart's boat, called Monkey Business. There was also a widely-published photo of Rice sitting quite pretty on Hart's lap (see PJ's photo). Hart blamed the media for setting him up, but quickly withdrew his Presidential candidacy. He re-entered the race seven months later, but found his support flaccid. Michael Dukakis received the Democratic nomination, losing the election catastrophically.

Source: NNDB

17 posted on 08/25/2006 5:45:17 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)

If America is really the tryanny Progressive rats claim it is, how come they all haven't been rounded up into concentration camps-and silenced?

And where do I go to apply for a guard position?

Methinks rats are more free than they let on. Furthermore methinks the rats are projecting their desires onto us. Rats are the ones who hope to impose their tryanical/enlightened rule. They are the ones who seek to silence and punish all opposition.

18 posted on 08/25/2006 5:49:19 AM PDT by Cyclops08

To: Miss Marple; The Right Stuff

You know, the way William Jefferson BLYTHE changed his name to Clinton.

19 posted on 08/25/2006 5:49:47 AM PDT by nina0113

20 posted on 08/25/2006 5:58:23 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)

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