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DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-06 (Bill Maher Beats The Impeachment Drum)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 24, 2006 | Bill Maher, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/24/2006 6:28:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Earlier this year, the Left was playing the impeachement drumbeat loud and clear. Then they suddenly got the memo that their calls for "chimpeachment" were counterproductive to the Democrat effort to win back the House and Senate. So for a few months hardly anything was heard again about impeaching Bush. However, now that the election is nearing, the Left simply can't contain themselves. Suddenly the word "impeachment" is sounding loud and clear in the Leftist Blogosphere again. And now adding his two cents to the impeachment drumbeat is Bill Maher as you can see in his Huffington Post BLOG titled, "Why Not Impeachment?" So let us now join the TV host with a face for radio in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, urging the Democrats to continue being counterproductive, is in the [brackets]:

Why Not Impeachment?

[Why not impeach Bill Maher from TV?]

So a judge has ruled that not only is Bush's warrantless wiretapping program illegal, it's also unconstitutional. And not just unconstitutional, but doubly unconstitutional; it violates both the 1st and 4th amendments. We're talking a smackdown of Judge Judy-esque proportions.

[Judge Judy rules in cases where she has a CONFLICT OF INTEREST? Because that is what happened in this case with Judge Anna Taylor Diggs. She should have RECUSED herself from this case because the plaintiff (ACLU) received a $45,000 grant from a foundation in which she is Secretary and Trustee. If anyone deserves impeachment here, it is Judge Taylor.]

Now, I'm not really pushing the impeachment of George Bush, unless it's about lying about that fish I talked about last season. Them I'm all for it.

[However, you are doing a really good impression of pushing impeachment.]

But if this decision stands, and this program is unlawful and unconstitutional, federal law expressly makes the ordering of surveillance under the program a federal felony. That would mean that the president could be guilty of no fewer than 30 felonies while in office. Moreover, it is not only illegal for a president to order such surveillance, it is illegal for other government officials to carry out such an order. And that means Alberto Gonzalez could be tried, convicted, and deported.

[You're going to deport Alberto Gonzalez to San Antonio where he was born?]

So let's just say for the sake of argument that the Supreme Court upholds this decision and says Bush broke the law and violated the Constitution. President Clinton was impeached for lying under oath in a civil case, a case that had no bearing on the public as a whole. This would - unquestionably - be a greater offense.

[Given the fact that Judge Taylor had a CONFLICT OF INTEREST and should have RECUSED herself from this case, your "sake of argument" proposition is an extreme longshot.]

How would you square impeaching Clinton and not impeaching Bush? Or would Bush have to sleep with this judge in Detroit?

[I've seen that judge. If I were Bush I would choose being impeached in a heartbeat.]

It's sort of like the 7 minutes question I always ask Republicans. Are you loyal to the man, or to the principle?

[Why don't you ask a similar question to all those liberal legal "scholars" who a few years ago claimed that perjury was NOT an impeachable offence. And now on to the comments from the HUffers at the Huffington Post...]

Bush is impeachable for many reasons. But of course we have a republican house and senate, so it wouldn't happen. And even if the dems take control in November, I'm not sure it SHOULD happen. That would leave Cheney the president. The logical approach would be to pressure Cheney to resign, replace him with someone we could live with, then pressure Bush to resign under threat of impeachment. Resignation or conviction on the bill of impeachment = another Gerald Ford. I'd settle for that.

[According to the Democrat Underground DUmmies, if Bush is impeached (and removed from office), then John Kerry automatically becomes president. And now you know why we call them DUmmies.]

Judge Anna Diggs Taylor serves as the Secretary and Trustee of a foundation that donated funds to the ACLU of Michigan, a Plaintiff in the case. Nah, thats not a conflict. Is it?

[A HUffie correctly points out one of many reasons why this dopey judicial decision will be REVERSED.]

Cheney would NOT become president. The dems will take back congress and impeach Bush and Cheney. That leaves Pelosi as the president.

[A HUffie admitting that this impeachment talk is definitely POLITICAL.]

Both Bush and Cheney should be indicted for war crimes. Unfortunately, they are backed by a Republican Congress and their lies, corruption and treasonous actions will never surface because the GOP is more concerned about covering up for these criminals. There is plenty of evidence out there to support the fact that if they weren't directly involved with 9/11, they certainly allowed it to happen as a pretense for invading Iraq. Invading Iraq was on their agenda before 9/11. They should be on trial for mass murders in this country and abroad. How dare they talk about Saddam being brought to justice. Who will bring these damn neocons to justice. Where is the outrage of the American people, or have we just allowed them to continue with their New World Order and just call it fighting terrorism

[The HUffies are now being exposed here to the DUmmie LIHOP/MIHOP mindset.]

Why not impeachment? Well, Bill's making light of the issue, but there's a more serious constitutional problem that this Bush regime has made obvious. The presidential line of succession is seriously flawed and needs to be changed. Right now, we are in a no win situation. Bush can't be impeached because then that would mean Cheney is the president, and we all know Cheney is guilty of anything that Bush is guilty of, and probably he's guilty of more than Bush. So, can we impeach them both? I think the law would allow for an impeachment of the administration if it was found that both the President and VP were guilty of the same impeachable offense.

[A HUffie making up impeachment law for the convenience of the Democrats.]

BILL!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I want you to be my babys' dady. LOL I am a guy. LOL

[Is that you, John Mark Karr?]

We must impeach, at a minimum, both the President and the Vice President, for these shameful abuses.

[Which would yield a President Pelosi. Not a very attractive prospect for voters this November.]

All I know is that we should have hired Hezbollah to rebuild New Orleans.

[They would have handed out money made in North Korea.]

It's gone past impeachment. He's a war criminal. Milosevic's cell now sits vacant. It's time for Bush, Cheney, Rummy and Rice to move in.

[A DUmmie drifts into HUffieland.]

This is just what Karl Rove wants to hear. He as well as many on both sides of the aisle are convinced that the American people generally don't like the idea of impeachment for any president. Its too divisive and traumatic for the nation. Even many who did not like Bill Clinton opposed impeachment and its aftermath. Not likely to get a Nixon Resigns outcome here. Many believe, falsely I believe, that the desire to impeach Bush is Democratic payback for the Clinton deal and that the clinton deal was Republican payback for Nixon. Many American feel that to impeach Bush will perpetuate the payback syndrome. They may actually be right. The republicans will campaign on the idea that Democrats want to win just to impeach Bush, and that will work to Republican advantage. This will only work when the people have had enough. Democrats should run on solving the problems and getting us out of this mess. The people will support that. Republicans are already running using the face of Nancy Pelosi Ted Kennedy and Reid to say what the country will be like under a Democratic administration.

[Shhhh! Please don't reveal the Secret Rovian Plan.]

I love you Bill Maher! I've told everyone on our website that Friday is the big night, that you'll be back on HBO at 11 p.m. est. I can't wait - it's like I've been living in an alternate universal whenever your show isn't on. Take me home, Bill! Take me home!

[You obviously need to consult your opthamologist about your vision problems.]

Mr Maher, I think you have accurately summed up why the right has absolutely no intention to loose control of the House or Senate this year. The days of law and order have passed. We are now in the days of POWER. He who has it keeps it, no matter what.

[Time to pull out those dopey Guy Fawkes masks.]

Hey guys, the way I see it, we've got about 5 months until impeachment. I'll be putting that bottle I've been saving for Jesus' return on ice for that one.

[Is that you, John Conyers?]


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To: PJ-Comix
I think the law would allow for an impeachment of the administration if it was found that both the President and VP were guilty of the same impeachable offense.

Is that you, Jonathan Alter?

41 posted on 08/24/2006 7:30:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Shaky grasp on constitutional law there.)
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To: PJ-Comix
IBTE

In before th end (of time)

I'll be going on the road with my brother- Dusty the Cable Guy. I might be offline a while.

42 posted on 08/24/2006 7:32:04 AM PDT by GeronL (flogerloon.blogspot.com -------------> Rise of the Hate Party)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
BILL!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I want you to be my babys' dady. LOL I am a guy.

So, ben, you've sunk so far that you're now posting on the HUffington Post?

43 posted on 08/24/2006 7:33:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Meeting our benburch joke quota on a daily basis.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We must impeach, at a minimum, both the President and the Vice President, for these shameful abuses.

Why stop there? Why not impeach every conservative on the Supreme Court? The Speaker of the House? Half of the Senate Republicans? Every member of the Armed Forces?

Why not make that the central focus of all Democrat campaigns. Elect me and we'll impeach Bush! Yeah, that will win seats...

44 posted on 08/24/2006 7:37:11 AM PDT by SaveTheChief ("Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.")
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To: MichiganConservative

Regarding the web contracts. I don't want it to sound like the contract is giving away the ownership right to the logs from the one party to the other. That is not what I'm saying.

I believe that the owner of the server software owns the logs generated by it. A remoted user has no claim to ownership of a server log generated by their use of, or interaction with, the server software.

If you want to talk about say a server-based word processor, things get different. I believe that if you use a word processor to create a text file, and have not signed away your rights, you own the copyright on that text document.

In general, I wouldn't use a free word processor on someone else's computer. Also, I am not a lawyer.


45 posted on 08/24/2006 7:38:48 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Plaintiffs obviously judge shopped. They didn't pick a Reagan or Bush appointed judge but an incompetent Carter pick.


46 posted on 08/24/2006 7:39:45 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
I love you Bill Maher! I've told everyone on our website that Friday is the big night, that you'll be back on HBO at 11 p.m. est.

Thanks for the heads-up! I have set my egg timer and am eagerly counting down the minutes until BMT!

Friday at 11 p.m. est . . .

The Time When Everyone Finally Changed the Channel

This should be as big as Algore TV and Err America put together!

47 posted on 08/24/2006 7:41:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's Maher Time!)
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To: All

Again to all you folks out there with Blogs. You can't go wrong doing the URL forwarding bit to make your Blog address simpler. My Blog has shown a definite INCREASE in hits since making it available as "DUmmieFUnnies.Com". I can actually see how many folks are using this option and it is about 15%.


48 posted on 08/24/2006 7:43:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Take me home, Bill! Take me home!

I think someone needs to take you TO a home.

49 posted on 08/24/2006 7:43:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A home for the reality-challenged.)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
They didn't pick a Reagan or Bush appointed judge but an incompetent Carter pick.

Was this inteded to mean

  1. The judge, who is a Carter pick, is incompetent,
  2. The judge was picked by the incompetent Carter, or
  3. Both of the above.

50 posted on 08/24/2006 7:44:26 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey guys, the way I see it, we've got about 5 months until impeachment. I'll be putting that bottle I've been saving for Jesus' return on ice for that one.

Another case of leftist Freudenschade! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Freudenschade, Freudenschade,
DUmmie joy bears repeating;
Pop champagne, feel no pain--
Only thing, it's so fleeting.
Make 'em eat crow and the gloom will grow,
Gloom will grow and sour.
Freudenschade shoots its wad
In less than twenty-four hours.

Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious--
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!

51 posted on 08/24/2006 7:49:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Freudenschade shoots its wad / In less than twenty-four hours.

Is that 24 by-the-clock hours, or 24 "business hours"?

52 posted on 08/24/2006 7:51:25 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: kevkrom

Well, I originally meant 1, but 3 would be just as accurate. Imagine if Alito or Roberts had a decision as criticized as this one! The same Democrats would be calling them borderline retarded.


53 posted on 08/24/2006 7:55:28 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Democratshavenobrains
Well, I originally meant 1

I figured as much... I just couldn't resist the pot-shot at Carter...

54 posted on 08/24/2006 7:57:33 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix

And that means Alberto Gonzalez could be tried, convicted, and deported.

Ummmmm......................... Wow!


So let's just say for the sake of argument that the Supreme Court upholds this decision and says Bush broke the law and violated the Constitution. President Clinton was impeached for lying under oath in a civil case, a case that had no bearing on the public as a whole. This would - unquestionably - be a greater offense.

Yeah, Clinton was about using his power to get sex, while Bush was spying on terrorists. That about sums it all up.


55 posted on 08/24/2006 8:05:27 AM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: cdcdawg
I love how Bill Maher assumed that Gonzalez was born in a foreign country despite the fact that he was born in San Antonio, TX.

So does Maher now have to join George Allen on the Apology Tour?

56 posted on 08/24/2006 8:20:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
So does Maher now have to join George Allen on the Apology Tour?

Of course not... BDS means never having to say you're sorry.

57 posted on 08/24/2006 8:22:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Bill Maher beats the impeachment drum, film at 11...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrgmBrsaJQs


58 posted on 08/24/2006 8:46:16 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: PJ-Comix
It's gone past impeachment. He's a war criminal. Milosevic's cell now sits vacant. It's time for Bush, Cheney, Rummy and Rice to move in.

Wasn't Milosevic murdered? Ah well, it was a show trial anyway. "Off with their heads..." < /sarc >

59 posted on 08/24/2006 8:47:24 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: cripplecreek

Damn, that's funny!


60 posted on 08/24/2006 8:50:15 AM PDT by Xenalyte (No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
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