DUmmie FUnnies 07-12-06 ("John Dean says that 23% of Americans are rightwing authoritarians")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[JamesP81]

And for the record "fascism" has no connection to America's "extreme right".

True. Fascism has far more common ground with Communism and Marxism than it does Conservatives. The real difference between fascists and commies is that fascists are happy to only nationalize the industries they want for themselves; the commies nationalize all of them on principle.

[gate2wire]

It`s like there is only one acceptable answer to WHO`S YOUR DADDY? Get it right or you`re under suspicion for unAmerican activities.

I think someone's trying to reach you.

[JamesP81]

I much prefer a republic.

I second that.

[Not A Snowbird]

changing votes from Bush to Kerry with little white stickers, dreaming up fake lock-downs...

What?! Little White Stickers?

Bring on the proof, DUmmie. Please. Bring it on. Convince me. I'm begging you!

[gate2wire]

I`ll be saving up for a copy of CONSERVATIVES WITHOUT CONSCIENCE, starting today.

How much does this book cost anyway? Sheesh DUmmie, just buy two fewer games for your gameboy.

[gate2wire]

...and convinced Verizon to secretly work against their own customers.

Verizon? I just received a refund credit from Verizon. Was this a secret kickback from BushCheneyRoveRumsfeld? If so, thanks Bushco.

[imskylark]

"I may not be the brightest bulb"

This DUmmie managed to get one thing right.

[bcsco]

" Bring on the proof, DUmmie. Please. Bring it on. Convince me. I'm begging you!"

The only thing they'll 'bring on' is disgusting, hate filled rhetoric because there is no proof. To them, they don't need 'proof' because they BELIEVE!!!!

[bcsco]

"Verizon? I just received a refund credit from Verizon."

Yeah. Verizon was so deceitful to us, my wife and I renewed our contract for 2 more years in April. Of course, having the best coverage in our area of use had nothing to do with that. We like being deceived and spied on.

[gate2wire]

"Yeah. Verizon was so deceitful to us, my wife and I renewed our contract for 2 more years in April. Of course, having the best coverage in our area of use had nothing to do with that. We like being deceived and spied on."

I hated getting that free Lazor phone with my contract renewal. Verizon really stinks, huh?

[bcsco]

They didn't have that here when we renewed at the end of May. We opted for an LG that's Vcast able although we'll never use it. It supposedly has one of the best ratings. We had to pay $99 for the two phones but, so far, it beats the Samsungs we had. That was the end of May and I've yet to recharge my battery (I only have it on when I'm on the road (rarely) or the wife is).

[bcsco]

I don't know why I stated 'April' in this post. It was the end of May. Sheesh, now the fact my mind is going becomes public!!

[Paradox]

If it can be proven that the 19 hijackers were arranged and the vote in FL was stolen, it will drop to 23% - since I believe that some in that group have a logical mind and can finally figure out what they and we have lost.

Yep, and if it can proven that socialism doesn't work, that social programs CREATE more social problems, that tax cuts WORK.......

[chesley]

It's like sunshine in a box of Quaker Oats or somethin'!

Or somethin, alright.

[chesley]

Last week, last week mind you, I was at Target with my wife buying some groceries. During the 30 minutes we were in there, somebody keyed my car trying to scrape off my Bush/Cheney sticker, which I proudly still carry.

Fortunately, it was my work car, so I didn't really care, but c'mon, how juvenile is that?

[gate2wire]

"Sheesh, now the fact my mind is going becomes public!!"

I won't tell anyone.

[bcsco]

" I won't tell anyone."

Thanks, I needed that! Uh, what did I say?

[Gay State Conservative]

I'd think it'd feel like the mental equivalent of Restless Legs Syndrome.

You would be referring to Tourette's Syndrome,I think!

[franksolich]

Just wanted to make that clear so nobody gets confused.

Oh man, you just burst my bubble, deflated my balloon.

You mean to tell me that "John Dean," aka "bigtentdemocrat" in DUmmieland, that bit-player in the scam that rocked the internet last year, is NOT the John Dean of Watergate onus?

Man, here I thought I had been dealing with the real thing, an entity, and not a mere nonentity.

[PJ-Comix]

I hated getting that free Lazor phone with my contract renewal. Verizon really stinks, huh?

Do you mean Razor phone? BTW, just about exactly a year ago I got RID of my landline phone. With my cell phone there is no reason to have a landline phone. I thought I was cutting myself off from civilization when I cancelled out with Bell South but don't miss it a bit. I wonder how many other folks got rid of their landline phones. Since I have UNLIMITED everything calling, I don't worry about how long I am talking when on long distance calls. All the same with my program (MetroPCS).