DUmmie FUnnies 01-31-06 ("I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

"Shut up Kenny, I'm not fat. i'm just big boned."

[NapkinUser]

"Hell, there might even be a few republicans... who would switch to such a party"

Most likely Lincoln Chafee, the only "republican" currently in the senate to be approached by Harry Reid to switch parties. Today's vote on Alito shows it. Steve Laffey for U.S. senate in Rhode Island!

[DJ MacWoW]

But when speaking of the dims, schadenfrAude seems appropriate! :-)

Maybe my mis-spelling was a freudian slip? LOL

[FreeAtlanta]

This isn't it, but it is good :-)

[CAluvdubya]

But, but, the DUmmies love Hugo and Hugo loooooves Cindy and Cindy looooves Hugo, and, and, we're all just one big Hugo happy family.....doncha know! :-)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

schizophrenics are that way not by any fault of their own. These people choose to be crazed socialist losers. schizophrenics should be shown empathy, leftists should be mocked with derisive laughter.

[CAluvdubya]

Maybe my mis-spelling was a freudian slip?

I just thought you were taking about Howie and his paltry bank account!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

check out this post from that DU thread:

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PATRICK (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-31-06 11:08 AM
Response to Original message
77. Accountability?
Since I don't own a gun or have the heart to start chasing Joe through the Connecticut woods. if they can't be accountable for their party platform and membership and representation and the precedents of their institutions and predecessors, how on earth can they hold the Bush people accountable for anything? And if they can't they are failed leaders themselves and must step down. So much of this is not really ideology unless ideology means one sided bi-partisanship and loyalty to Bush, first last and always.

Accountability begins at home and those responsible for the hobbled splits in the party must heal not "take back" the people's power whose reins they do not hold. And healing means retirement or honest change and contrition of which we know by experience in hearing their effusive craven bowing before Bush and the red meat polls they are more than capable. Just not with their base or activists who give but do not receive contrary to the civil servant job description we elected them to fulfill.

Full accountability begins at home. There are millions of Democrats, maybe a dozen for each reigning careerocrat who are better in every way and ready to be held accountable for what America and the party stands for without the pious evasions and arrogant betrayals. Accountability because who wants a bunch of low key value DLCers to force the party to truly adopt a hardline radical left equivalent to the monster idiots in the GOP? There truly is a center liberal majority, unable to find its name because those accountable for public discourse have failed or betrayed it.

The actual wars are against evil men destroying America who must be held accountable for their crimes., even destroying their own party. That would be the Bushistas for example, not the feckless inhibitors like smoking Joe. The other war would be the battle for survival which will take on new meaning because we screwed around too long letting fools and scoundrels waste our time and resources. The irritating presumptive New Dems or whatever the shrinking violets are are not worth a war, but they certainly endanger our ability to conduct the other necessary ones.

When the GOP first got rabid majorities, some fled the loss of position and the unpleasantries of facing the scary ruffians. Some surprising people like Bradley, a liberal. That wasn't accountability, just dodging. Others overstay their usefulness to the American people and exhaust common sense in their positions. That isn't accountability, it is clinging to illusions. They can't hear the catcalls from the other side nor consider their minority position anything but humbly natural even preferable(unless someone would give them real power they couldn't handle now, teehee). Several important things have made them accountable for abject failures, fatal mistakes and direct contradictions to their post and identity.

In all charity they should be approached, praised for past contributions and gently urged to get out before they get a primary challenge they can't refuse.

Or we can line up with nerf bats, a hundred thousand of us and a few hundred of them.

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threating a senator? I don't like HRC's political beliefs but I would never threaten her with physical violence. In the first place, that's illegal. not that it matters to these losers. These are indeed childish prags.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

oops, threatening not threating

[gate2wire]

I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party.

No thanks DUmmie. You worry about your house, we'll worry about ours.

[KoRn]

This all has the feel of a cult style group suicide!

[NRA2BFree]

I had a couple of posts in that mess, but they banned me for saying the ones who voted for Alito weren't our FRiends. I wondered how long it would take them to see the FR in FRiends. Of course, when I said "God they look terrible" after seeing their pics when the cloture ended yesterday, I knew they were going to ban me as soon as they brought all my posts together. Then again, it might have been when I said Teddy looked very tired and that he needed a good stiff drink and a vacation, that was the final straw. LOL

[rockthecasbah]

Meanwhile, there is unrest in the Animal Kingdom:

January 31st Protest Advisory
The City (San Francisco) has given a permit to an organization known as “The World Can’t Wait” for a demonstration at Union Square from 4 to 8 p.m. on Tuesday, January 31st, the eve of President Bush’s State of the Union Address. The purpose of the event is to publicize and protest national and international polices of the current presidential administration.

[BlessedByLiberty]

Wonder which of their grand leaders will be named Jim Jones?
Perhaps that will be Howlin' Howie Dean's calling.

They are either: leaving the country, crying, threatening people's lives, civil disobedience (with pots and pans or hippie style die-ins) on these threads.

Perhaps they could make things move more quickly for all of us if they just provided a check off box for their thread laments.

[Budge]

REVOLT!

Careful, DUmmies. We at FR have known you are REVOLTING for a long time.

[kingu]

[With the yellow EQUAL SIGN (=) shoulder patch.]

Damn, that has got to sting... Nice one!

[NeoCaveman]

top 80.

A DemonRat circular firing squad? I love it.

Could it all be the product of Our Glorious Emperor Chimpus Khan and his Perfect Rovian Storm?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! :)

[Charles Henrickson]

THIS IS NOT SOME PH*CKING POLITICAL GAME WE'RE PLAYING HERE...FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE...IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR. REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

DUMMIES IN EXTREME
Tune: "Islands in the Stream"

DUmmies in extreme
That is what we are
Hear us yell and scream
How can we be wrong
Yell like Howard Dean
Do another "YEEAARRGGHHH!"
And we reply from the gutter, ah-ha
With one cussword or another, ah-ha

[NeoCaveman]

it is the right time--the momenta is with us.

That's Joementum.