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DUmmie FUnnies 01-31-06 ("I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/31/2006 3:08:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix

WARNING! DUmmieland is now in total MELTDOWN Mode. Despite the assurances yesterday from benburch that they really won, the DUmmies are incredibly angry as you can see in this THREAD titled, "I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party..." Of course there are many similar Meltdown threads so I had a RICH target of opportunity today. The DUmmie Bounty has indeed been plentiful since the coming of the Apocalito. I expect it will be even more so tomorrow after the State of the Union Address where the DUmmies, as a fringe benefit, will have to view newly sworn in Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito sitting in the front row with the other Justices. And since Alito now has a LIFETIME appointment, he no longer has to worry about being polite so it would be great if he would blow a kiss to Ted Kennedy just to watch the veins on The Swimmer's neck pop out. In any event, let us now be royally entertained by the current DUmmie Meltdown in Boiling Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the DUmmies for all the great Meltdown Audition Material, is in the [brackets]:

I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...

[RAMPAGE! LOOT! BURN!!!]

I say we get the 25 with guts together in a room with DNC chair Howard Dean, and all the base who can come, and we, before taking back our country, take back our damned party. If we keep electing Dems just to get a majority, and they keep voting like this, what's the damned point? Either they're with us or they're against us. Period.

[While you're in that room with Dean, you might want to ask him how he blew all those millions of Democrat campaign money.]

THIS IS NOT SOME PH*CKING POLITICAL GAME WE'RE PLAYING HERE...FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE...IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

[Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!]

it is the right time--the momenta is with us.

[Act now! In the moment of your "victory" (as per benburch).]

Let's make those cowards rue the day they... took us for granted. They don't get our votes just because they have a damned (D) beside their name. It doesn't mean anything anymore. You're right...IT'S TIME!!!

[John Kerry (D-Davos)]

I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party. Let the R's spend their money trying to keep our DINOs in place while we run real Democrats against them.

[My favorite DINO sang "That's Amore!"]

For me, it's either FIGHT to get our party back and have a real opposition party, or never vote again.

[On the plus side, you will be having extra free time on Election Day.]

Will the Democratic party suddenly grow a pair and begin impeachment proceedings just because they have the majority?

[We got knocked off our feet by the ApocAlito so...LET THE CHIMPEACHMENT BEGIN!!!]

Political Civil War. I'm putting on the DEMOCRATIC BLUE UNIFORM.

[With the yellow EQUAL SIGN (=) shoulder patch.]

I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade, and privacy rights, so that it doesn't matter any more who sits on the supreme court. It's time to fight for PRINCIPLE instead of party.

[That would be the equivalent of performing an abortion on the Democrat party.]

Yes, I'm furious for getting kicked in the gut again today, but I'll eventually get out my checkbook and give money to Governor Dean...

[...so he can flush the funds down the toilet AGAIN.]

It's time Howard raised the stakes in this poker game.

[He already lost a big pot by betting on an inside straight.]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SILENT....LET THEM KNOW THEIR POLITICAL LIVES ARE ON THE LINE...we're coming after them.

[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!]

We haven't heard much from Howard Dean... where does he stand on this exactly?

[In the Northeast corner of the Rubber Room.]

. I hadn't heard yet either...but, he works for US...not the other way around. This civil war only takes place if WE demand it....we tell him, you can be the general, or not. Your choice...WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR PARTY!! I think we give the ultimatum. And, I believe he'll be with us.

[You're a bit upset so Mommy will be sliding your pizza through the basement door slot tonight.]

I'm all for cleaning house! Do you suppose Howard Dean truly has what it takes to kick some traitor Democratic Senate butt?

[Don't you worry! Howard Dean packs a mighty powerful Butterfly Net.]

WE NEED OUR OWN PARTY!!!!! A DIFFERENT, MORE PROGRESSIVE PARTY......WITH BALLS TO STAND UP AND FIGHT! I say we get Paul Hackett or someone like him, to lead the exodus from this pathetic excuse of a party..

[The Socialist Workers Party heartily welcomes you.]

The time has come for a party split. Progressive Democrats can more effectively leverage our numbers if we take the 20 odd senators and 80 or so reps and form a new party with better discipline and a unified party platform.

[Let the Bolivaran Revolution Begin!!!]

Hell, there might even be a few republicans... who would switch to such a party.

[I think his name is John McCain.]


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KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitovote; du; dummies
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...

Aux barricades!!!!!

 

101 posted on 01/31/2006 5:43:59 PM PST by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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To: PJ-Comix
THIS IS NOT SOME PH*CKING POLITICAL GAME WE'RE PLAYING HERE...FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE...IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

Weren't we the ones who were supposedly cracking up and fractioning about 3 months ago?

102 posted on 01/31/2006 5:45:54 PM PST by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: PJ-Comix
We haven't heard much from Howard Dean... where does he stand on this exactly?

He's doing a flip-flap:


103 posted on 01/31/2006 5:48:40 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Daffy Dean.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do you suppose Howard Dean truly has what it takes to kick some traitor Democratic Senate butt?

Hey, if he can choke kittens, he can kick butt:


104 posted on 01/31/2006 5:54:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chairman How.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Eat an entire quart of cottage cheese. It turns out to have been the most requested food aboard submarines, as it has been scientifically proven that cottage cheese releases oxygen into bloodstreams that have plunged the depths too long.


105 posted on 01/31/2006 5:58:19 PM PST by Solamente
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To: PJ-Comix
we tell him, you can be the general. . . .


106 posted on 01/31/2006 5:59:24 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chairman How.)
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To: Purrcival
PJ, how many books do you (speed-)read in a year?

I'm not sure but when Hurricane Rita winds were here, I read 6 books that day (and night). Luckily we didn't lose our electricity so I could read by lamplight. They were library books that I checked out so I just worked my way thru the stack until down. And those books weren't quickies. One of them was about 800 pages as I recall. BTW, I can't speed read technical books. Only non-tech books and mainly history and biographies.

107 posted on 01/31/2006 5:59:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party. Let the R's spend their money trying to keep our DINOs in place while we run real Democrats against them."

There are far too many folks around here with the same "idea," just going the other way. I'd just as soon wait for them to do it first.
108 posted on 01/31/2006 6:00:42 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix
I say we get Paul Hackett or someone like him. . . .

In other words, an unknown loser. . . .

109 posted on 01/31/2006 6:01:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Diebold machine? Hackett!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Progressive Democrats can more effectively leverage our numbers if we take the 20 odd senators. . . .

Oh, you've got way more than 20 odd senators.

110 posted on 01/31/2006 6:03:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Most all of them are odd.)
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To: SandyInSeattle; Purrcival

SIS, you and I had similar ideas about legislation, rather than legislating from the bench. See your post 16 and my post 88.


111 posted on 01/31/2006 6:08:43 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tenth Amendment constitutional conservative)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmp is on lock-down again.....Mass suicide???
112 posted on 01/31/2006 6:32:29 PM PST by ReeWalker ( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
FIGHT to get our party back and have a real opposition party

Thats exactly what the DLC is saying: "get the moonbat loons out so we can have a serious oppostion party". And I agree, for the good of the Nation, you loons should move to France now, and let the adults back in the room.

113 posted on 01/31/2006 7:06:48 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great pick, PJ! Hard choice out of all the stuff going on over there today!


114 posted on 01/31/2006 7:10:27 PM PST by NRA1995 (GOOOOOOO STEELERS!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

I got in there OK just now.


115 posted on 01/31/2006 7:11:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: RepoGirl

distrubed bump


116 posted on 01/31/2006 7:12:41 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (Liberals are the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nope.

"Due to an unusually high level of traffic we are currently experiencing, the forums are temporarily closed to unregistered users"


117 posted on 01/31/2006 7:17:40 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great minds!


118 posted on 01/31/2006 7:18:04 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party..."
Well, I second that. I, too, am calling for a civil war in the Democratic party. High time.
120 posted on 01/31/2006 7:32:06 PM PST by GSlob
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