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To: YaYa123
Kennedy has waddled off the floor of the senate

Alert Homelands Security. Make sure all the women have armed escortes leaving the Senate grounds tonight.

222 posted on 01/30/2006 2:07:49 PM PST by MNJohnnie (Is there a satire god who created Al Gore for the sole purpose of making us laugh?)
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To: MNJohnnie
Kennedy has waddled off the floor of the senate

Lock down every liquor store in the District and Prince George's County.

238 posted on 01/30/2006 2:09:20 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: MNJohnnie

Not to worry.

Kennedy's walk off the floor of the Senate was long enough that his ass and crotch are chapped from the friction.....rendering him more impotent and uglier than normal...

Kerry will be tied up for hours, apply salve and "mother's friend" to the wounds of his fellow Senator from Massoftwoshits.

Semper Fi


404 posted on 01/30/2006 2:30:22 PM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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