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DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/30/2006 7:32:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Watch out, Republicans! A DUmmie "genius" by the name of Up2Late has figured out a way to defeat you at the polls. You will be impressed by the incredible effectiveness of his ingenious plan which you can see on this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I've got IT!" For those of you who will remain unimpressed by DUmmie Up2Late's brilliant strategy, I guess you can chalk it up to a severe case of Alitosis on his part. This disease is currently rampaging throughout DUmmieland. The main symptom of Alitosis is a complete loss of rational faculties accompanied by a plunge into delusional fantasies. I expect the Alitosis disease to reach its fevered peak right after the filibuster vote scheduled for later today. So let us enjoy the DUmmie outbursts of Alitosis in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming Up2Late as the Democrat version of Karl Rove, is in the [brackets]:

I've got IT! And by "It" I mean the destroy the GOP strategy, that will...leed to the self-destruction of the GOP.

[Shhh...IT! So you've got IT! Oh do tell, DUmmie Up2Late. Enlighten us with your political strategy wisdom that will "leed" to the self-destruction of the GOP.]

The only problem is, we need a brave House or Senate Democrat who is relatively unknown (nationally), is willing to take a BIG political risk, has STRONG Democratic support at home, and who wouldn't mind possibly being chosen President of the United States in 2008 by popular consensus.

[Such a downer. A Senate Democrat has to take a political risk and all he gets in exchange is a lousy job as President. Continue...]

As I'm sure you know by now, the GOP has captured a Huge number of swing/undecided voters by doing one thing: They keep their message simple, though I think they may have made it so simple as to make it VERY deceptive. Duh, right?

[At least you are correct in the "DUh" part. Continue with your political enlightenment, DUmmie Up2Late.]

Here's the strategy. The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!

[BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Karl Rove is now quaking in his boots at your discovery of a campaign strategy that will sweep away forever the EVIL Republicans from the political scene!]

Now I know, some of you are going to say, "But my Brother's a Republican, and HE'S not a Lier." Shut-up! Yes he is.

[All, ALL of the EVIL Republicans are "LIERS!!!" You think different? Shut up! They are ALL "liers!!!"]

And once we plant this simple truth in the MSM and the minds of the "undecided" voters, any Republican that claims He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier, which, while doing so, will expose themselves and their fellow liars/Republicans as the lier they are.

[Hey Republican! You just shut up and try to prove you are not a "lier!" Every news report about Republicans will just assume they are "liers!" Every time a Republican tries to debate a Democrat, he must first try to prove he is not a "LIER!"]

If you need any proof of the FACT that Republicans are liars, just look around. Read the News from the last 5 years, everything they have said and done for the last 5 years is ALL based on Lies!

[And we don't need no stinkin' facts because we just assume that EVERYTHING the Republicans say are just a bunch of Lies! And not only are they "liers" but they are a bunch of lousy Poo-Poo Heads too!]

Yes, we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD! I say Good riddens to them. They are a taint on the Democratic party. If this results in a house cleaning of corrupt Democrats too, I welcome it.

[Good "riddens" to the Democrats who don't want to call all Republicans "liers!"]

We need to STOP explaining how what we say is the truth, because what they say is ALL Lies, and it's time that the non-committed Democrats wake up to that fact. Let them try to explain why what they say is NOT a lie, they will only dig themselves deeper and deeper into the hole they are currently in.

[We don't need to waste our time arguing with Republicans. We just call them a bunch of "liers." Let them try to deny that they are "liers," oh, and lousy Poo-Poo Heads as well.]

So, for 2008: The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.

[I will now bask in the glow of DUmmie admiration as my fellow DUmmies tell me how BRILLIANT I am.]

Everybody knows Republicans lie about everything.

[Oh, that is an indisputable fact but DUmmie Up2Late has turned that fact into a political strategy for bringing down the EVIL Republicans. Sit at the feet of the Wise One and sip at the brilliant golden cup of his sage political analysis.]

Everyone knows, but still, it's not said often enough what liars they are. We need to take the offense, and this is one of the ways. Just like the other side made the phrase "flip flop" stick, we need to make the phrase "Republican liars" a part of American vocabulary. "Fox Republican News"...Never mention the word Fox without the word Republican next to it. "Republican liars"...Never mention one word without the other. If it's said often enough and in the right places, they're automatically guilty by association

[Whenever a Republican tries to argue with you, just place your hands over your ears and scream over and over and over again: "REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS!" That's the way to win arguments with those lousy Poo-Poo Heads.]

The problem, of course, is the corporate media. Unless you have some other means of getting out the message. maybe just big billboards everywhere:

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS

[BRILLIANT! Those billboards will absolutely convince the majority of the voters because the message is INDISPUTABLE. Way to slam the Republicans!]

It will work be cause they ARE liars, and would have to prove they...are NOT. All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good, Republicans lie for the select few.

[Republicans tell BAD lies and Democrats tell only GOOD lies.]

Democrats who lie, do it for the RIGHT reasons...

[All Democrat lies are GOOD lies.]

No matter what happens with Alito this week, I think we must all stay engaged and find ways to keep on being "pro-active", especially in ways that challenge the far right in a very direct way.

[Such as billboards that say: "ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!"]


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To: Charles Henrickson
Or...

VOTE DEMOCRAT - WE DECEIVE YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!


101 posted on 01/30/2006 9:29:14 AM PST by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: PJ-Comix
All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good. . . .

I'm reminded of what Democrat Bob Kerrey once said about Beelzebubba: "Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually good. Do you realize that?"

102 posted on 01/30/2006 9:29:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (ALL DUMMIES ARE EXAGGERATERS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Seems to me that they have now decided to use a Goebbels-style campaign to regain power.

http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/triumph/tr-boycott.htm

"Propaganda has absolutely nothing to do with truth." - Joseph Goebbels


103 posted on 01/30/2006 9:32:39 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it; Right is right even if no one does it.)
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To: kittymyrib
Billy Jeff Clinton is the hero of Dems, and everyone in the USA knows he was the most adept liar ever to hold office. Even his own party members said so.

See post 102.

104 posted on 01/30/2006 9:38:04 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (ALL DUMMIES ARE EXAGGERATERS!)
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To: Cyclopean Squid; NRA1995; Petronski; Cletus.D.Yokel
ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LYRES!

105 posted on 01/30/2006 9:44:53 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Big billboards, everywhere. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!

Multiple choice: "All Republicans are"

a. LAIRS
b. LIERS
c. LIARS
d.

106 posted on 01/30/2006 9:45:51 AM PST by mikrofon (Ain'it the truth ... Ain'it the truth!)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I think this whole thread was started by a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.

You know, I had that exact same thought. It is SO ridiculous, SO over the top. . . .

Which would be perfect, since . . .

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!

107 posted on 01/30/2006 9:48:35 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Heh, heh, heh.)
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To: kevkrom

You deffinately have a talent. That is the best rendition of Louie, Louie I've ever seen.


108 posted on 01/30/2006 9:50:33 AM PST by skimask (The United States Marine Corps is the finest fighting force on God's earth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh boy,when the rats have such geniuses as this one to plan their strategy for taking back the White House,Karl Rove had better watch his back!/s

No,wait-I think maybe Karl Rove programmed this doofus through the fillings in his teeth,to present this plan to the DUmmies! LOL! Only at the DUmp!


109 posted on 01/30/2006 9:55:25 AM PST by mrsmel
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To: skimask
(((Blush)))

Aw... thanks. But I'm no Charles Henrickson or Doug From Upland... those guys can come up with good parodies under any situation...

110 posted on 01/30/2006 9:55:50 AM PST by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: mikrofon

"Multiple choice: "All Republicans are""

d. Bert Lahrs


111 posted on 01/30/2006 9:56:38 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
"He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier, which, while doing so, will expose themselves and their fellow liars/Republicans as the lier they are."

Well, he has a point. I did lie in bed last night and I intend to lie in bed tonight and tomorrow...

112 posted on 01/30/2006 10:00:09 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: mikrofon; gate2wire

Lion Lahrs?


113 posted on 01/30/2006 10:00:22 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Taglion.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Lion Lahrs?"

...who play the lyre while lying near the Liard with a libation.


114 posted on 01/30/2006 10:06:17 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: Charles Henrickson; gate2wire

Cowardly, lion Lahrs...


115 posted on 01/30/2006 10:08:55 AM PST by mikrofon (Courage)
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To: Charles Henrickson
In fact, you haven't said even ONCE one specific thing the Republicans are lying ABOUT!

Doesn't matter 'cause we know that:

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LAIRS!!!

116 posted on 01/30/2006 10:12:41 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: mikrofon

Multiple choice: "All Republicans are"

a. LAIRS
b. LIERS
c. LIARS
d. LAUERS!


117 posted on 01/30/2006 10:13:09 AM PST by NRA1995 (GOOOOOOO STEELERS!!!)
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To: skimask

Actually, does anybody REALLY know the words of "Louie, Louie." This one could be the REAL version for all we know.


118 posted on 01/30/2006 10:15:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

These morons are SOOOO certain they will filibuster Alito. Just like they were SOOOO certain Bush would go to war with Iran last year. Just like they were SOOOO certain Karl Rove would be indicted. Anyone notice a pattern?


119 posted on 01/30/2006 10:17:43 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

What a gem! This one was hilarious, mainly due to the misspellings rampant throughout the rant. Very well done!


120 posted on 01/30/2006 10:28:48 AM PST by arizonarachel
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