DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-06 ("What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 23, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Someone needs to do some animation on the Galloway pic and accompanied by audio of, "I'm too sexy for my face! Too sexy for my face!"

[PJ-Comix]

How about a "Too Sexy For My Face" song parody?

[Mr. Silverback]

I only have one thing to say about that picyure: Way too much information.

[visualops]

no kidding.
dang, now I'll picture that every time I hear it.

[claudiustg]

Mad cow disease?

[epow]

while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering who will be the first Leftwing U.S. Congressman to wear a red tutu on the Today Show,

Bawney Fwank?

[kenth]

[No weirder than Wesley Clark's Gay Advocate photo pose.]



I'll do anything for your vote. Anything.

[epow]

Is it really any creepier than Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd making a waitress "sandwich?"]

Is anything any creepier than the Midnight Swimmer nee Ted Kennedy occupying a position of authority in the US government?

[Dutch Boy]

More like an insanity defense when the Oil for Food charges land in his lap.

[speed_addiction]

What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[mikrofon]

I don't know if his ego is going to be too big now... Normal humans would shrink away into obscurity

Looking at the pic, his "ego" has done shrunk away already...

[epow]

Does anybody else find European bathing suits for men disturbing? I mean the bathing suits for men

If violent nausea interspersed with projectile vomiting is symptomatic of being disturbed, then yes I find those suits disturbing.

I have seen male European tourists wearing those things on Sarasota's Siesta Key Beach who would be harpooned and made into soap if they were ever spotted in the water by a Japanese whaling ship.

[I_like_good_things_too]

Did anyone else see where the charming DUmmie "goodboy" seems to be in need of a fundraiser...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=220148&mesg_id=220148

[MarineBrat]

I think it's fair to say that I have been thoroughly creeped out!

[Bullish]

[You'll have the same reaction if you ever get to see the video of John Edwards spending 5 minutes preening himself in front of his beauty compact.]

Touche'

LOL!

[epow]

I think it's fair to say that I have been thoroughly creeped out by the sickening mental picture of those grossly overweight male European tourists wearing waterproof jockstraps on Siesta Key Beach. Thanks a bunch PJ for bringing up that subject (-:

[Stentor]

Now anytime Galloway is scheduled to appear anywhere on TV, the "conservative" opponent only has to hold up that photo and it's "debate over".

He pads around the Big Brother house wearing a Cuba track suit with a Cuba flag on the arm.

[MarineBrat]

I know I shouldn't post this, but this thread is just screaming for it... :)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[RedRover]

Who was his makeup artist for that? I want to thank her for causing Al to lose the election.

Well, P.J., that was the lovely Kriss Soterion, the former Miss New Hampshire and owner-operator of Kriss Cosmetics & the Studio of Holistic Beauty in Manchester, N.H.--that's who!

The great Mark Steyn wrote at the time: "Kriss, you may recall, was invited to do the vice president's makeup for the first Gore; Bush game. Before the debate, the local papers were running endless profiles of the hometown gal on the eve of her big break. After the debate, she entered the witness protection program. The pancake she smeared on Gore's cheeks, on top of his overly worked-out, 23-inch neck, on top of his lumpy suit, combined to make him look like Herman Munster doing a bad Ronald Reagan impression."

[groanup]

I actually thought I was entering a DUmmie Funnies thread and I somehow stumbled into an alternate reality. I wish I could remember how to do this again. PJ, someone hijacked your copyright..., huh? This is the real deal? Nooooooo!!