Writing 'bout a bouncer from New Orleans,
Plenty of Pitt--ain't no one I love more!
Pass the made-up facts in with the twaddle,
Full of Will's rambling speech galore.
Mid the grunts of barroom bouncers
And the sounds from here in Cheers,
Still my brilliance echoes through the rooms!
DUmmies with their minds asleep
Are buying all the crap I sweep--
This yarn's got the scent of certain barnyard fumes!
Good making DUmmieland my barroom!
Don't you know me, I'm so full of it!
I'm the guy who uses bouncers from New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred lines 'cause I'm Willie Pitt!
Need to get DUFU Podcast going to feature those Henrickson songs. BTW, I am right now reading (ironically) "Podcasting for DUmmies." Anyway they were going thru the recording techniques (converting to MP3, audio card, etc.) when in one of their boxes they show an iRiver MP3 recorder to bypass all that. Well, duh! Of course, I'll get the recorder. Why bother with the complicated crap? Plus it's mobile. Fits right in the pocket and I can conduct interviews anywhere, not just in front of my computer.
You and DFU need to do a song-parody-off parody of the scene in 8-Mile (which I have never seen but I have heard about).
Hilarious piece, Charles. You are quite gifted!