[PJ-Comix]

I was going to take off this morning but after reading and DUFUing PItt's FICTIONAL account, I think I might stick around.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Fenris6]

LMAO. Pitt sure does leap to assumptions and false conclusions. I'll bet all his tripe is just as "perceptive"

[Fenris6]

#36 Pitt: "I knew this person, though. Had dealt with him before."

Snicker. He thinks its a DUmmie. Bets that his "quotes" are just as credible? LOL. Great auditory recollection there Pitt.

And they finally figured out it was a DUmmie Funny, PJ.

BTW, how lame is that 10k bet? Like his pal is going to say anything to cost him 10k. Hell, Pitt likely promised him a split for saying whatever he was told to say. Its an empty challenge thats typical of people like Pitt.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I didn't name the bar I go to in the piece, but this DUer knew which one it was. That means, probably, that he came to Boston for the DNC and I took him into the bosom of my hospitality, brought him to my bar, bought him beers, etc.

No, it means, actually, that we can use a little thing called Google, you windbag.

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Every word Will wrote was truth. He quoted me exactly. I don't need motherf*ckers calling me at work. F*ck off."

Is this verbatim? Amazing how now Ty speaks in multisyllabic utterances. In Pitt's original work of fiction, Ty was only capable of grunting like Frankenstein.

[varyouga]

OMG. What a day. This story is getting more interesting than scAmdy.

Even though you said "Dummie Funnies" to Pitt, he still didn't realize it was Freepers messing with him.

[beandog]

If there ever really was a "Ty" he certainly was never a supporter of Pres. Bush. Nobody who is a supporter of the Pres. would ever be friends with that lying POS Pitt.

The only place Pitt is "famous" is in his own mind and a very small mind it is.

[varyouga]

You know what's even more hilarious?

Pitt couldn't even recite one line from your 36 second conversation a few hours before but somehow writes 4 pages about a long conversation that happened the day before.

Pitt has been DUmmie FUnnied!

[Paradox]

PJ, this thing is better than Scamdy! Unless Pitt ends up mysteriously dead from trenchmouth or something, but I digress..

5. Ty wants to eat this guy's liver; he genuienly wants to do violence to this person, so f*cking with Ty is a bad idea;

This sounds like a threat. To "Ty" and Pitt, I say, Bring It! PJ has got mad backup down here in South Florida, and we dont f*ck around. Check the news...

[freedumb2003]

Buahahaha --- they are already backpedaling:

66. Why would this guy even care if you were telling the truth or not?

I mean, it's a story about a guy you may have tentatively converted to our side, but even if you were lying, who cares? Who is hurt by the lie? (For the record, I have no opinion on whether you were lying or not. I don't know you at all, so how could I rightfully make that judgment?) I don't understand why anyone would make such a big deal out of it."

Standard Lefty "argument." It doesn't matter if the material/evidence is fake as long as the story is true.

[Eagle of Liberty]

[Try actually reading "Animal Farm," Pitt. It's anti-communist theme might even seep thru your thick skull.]

You guys might want to look at "The Giver" as well. This book is on my son's book list in school. It has that sort of eery "Communist" theme to it.

[Charles Henrickson]

BOUNCER FROM NEW ORLEANS
Tune: "City of New Orleans"

Writing 'bout a bouncer from New Orleans,
Plenty of Pitt--ain't no one I love more!
Pass the made-up facts in with the twaddle,
Full of Will's rambling speech galore.
Mid the grunts of barroom bouncers
And the sounds from here in Cheers,
Still my brilliance echoes through the rooms!
DUmmies with their minds asleep
Are buying all the crap I sweep--
This yarn's got the scent of certain barnyard fumes!

Good making DUmmieland my barroom!
Don't you know me, I'm so full of it!
I'm the guy who uses bouncers from New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred lines 'cause I'm Willie Pitt!

[Incorrigible]

LOL!!! Scamdy redux!

[Charles Henrickson]

In the shadow of staggering assholes

That must be the Kennedy clan, staggering out of some Beantown watering hole.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Still talking about your failed September rally, eh Pitt?]

Or maybe his failed June DSM rally, or maybe. . . .

[Petronski]

Ever have a random stranger call you at work?

[Good grief, what a moron! Millions of businesses large and small will thrive or fail on the basis of telephone calls from random strangers.]

[Charles Henrickson]

I will not repeat it . . .

But soon you will recant it.

I don't know if this person is a banned former member . . .

Or a former band member.

but regardless, I am not going to make Captain Ass any more famous.

You mean benburch?

[Petronski]

Did you see post #8 from "hissyspit?"

Frankly, I really didn't concern myself too much as I was reading as to whether Ty was real or not. I don't really see what that had to do with the point of your article. Even if he were a fiction, it didn't really affect the specific points, info or theme of the post. But I also didn't see any reason to doubt it. [snip]

It does seem a strange reaction, though. "Oh, I'm going to get Will Pitt!" I, myself, have never found anything anywhere in any of your writing even remotely dubious.

[Maybe you DID make it up, but I STILL BEEEELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!]

[Charles Henrickson]

my conversation with the bouncer at my bar. . . .

You know, he could have just as easily said, "my conversation with the bouncer at a/the bar." He could have even said, "at a/the bar I frequent." But Pitt consistently refers to it as "my" bar. Of course, as the most famous and important patron of this establishment, Pitt feels entitled to call it that.

[Charles Henrickson]

["Truthout." Appropriate name.]

I call it:

t r u t h o u t t h e w i n d o w . o r g

[Charles Henrickson]

Well.

[Will.]

Wall.