DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-05 ("Che's daughter backs the revolution")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[the OlLine Rebel]

The commies and fascies were pals until Hitler broke his little pact. Then commie Stalin came out all against mere fascists - because of angry spurned spite. Since commies everywhere worshipped Stalin (including the genuine Reds in the US), they fell for his new-found "hatred" of fascism and ever since claim to be the opposite. They're not; they're all the same ilk.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

You have got to be kidding me! Do these butt nuggets actually believe this tripe? Cuba is a socialist utopia? What a crock! They can't even come close to feeding themselves. Just how many computers do you think exist in the mainstream public. How about automobiles? How about televisions? How about micro waves? Give me a break! Cuba has to be the best argument existing for a failed socialist government. They couldn't crawl out of the 19th century in another 100 years if we sent them Donald Trump.

 

I cannot believe these idiots think Cuba is some kind of success!

[the OlLine Rebel]

I love them! Thx for the link!

[AlexW]

Why are the DUmmies not moving to the people's utopia of Cuba? Why are they not going to the tropical paradise of Venezuela?

It is time for them to put there feet where their mouth is.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Don't you know Cuba is the greatest eye-surgery locale on the planet? (rolling-eyes emoticon)

[Deetes]

The DUmmies Hate the USA so much why don't they just move to thew workers paradise ...

[CAluvdubya]

Don't you know Cuba is the greatest eye-surgery locale on the planet? (blind rolling-eyes emoticon)

There, fixed it.

[Fintan]

Yep. Both still dead.

[Cheburashka]

However I suspect that DUmmieville is closely monitored by the good guys.
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The DUmmies are sure that they are monitored as well. They call the guy assigned to this task Agent Mike. They are sure they are converting him to their cause by constant exposure to their brilliant and insightful comments.

[Firefigher NC]

"America is a racist country! America was born in racism! America remains in racism!"

But don't you dare question their patriotism.

[Charles Henrickson]

At least one DUmmie is having some moments of mental clarity regarding the Workers' Paradise. Check out the posts by yibbehobba (a gold-star 1000 poster), who debates Commie-defending Judi Lynn.

[Charles Henrickson]

How ironic that DUmmies IndianaGreen and Judi Lynn are defending Communist Cuba on Democratic Underground, when the biggest opponent of Castro's "Cuber" was the Democrat President John Kennedy!

[The Right Stuff]

You are absolutely correct. The NAZIs were National Socialists.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

" little yellow people"

But as a DU moderator and full-fledged libero-commie, I - IndainaGreen - certify that this is not a racist sterotype.

Bwahahahahahahah!

[infidel29]

Scalpel? How about a good machete? I want capitalism toppled in this country as well!

Well I guess the mask is off this "democrat"

[infidel29]

Can someone please get this out to any on-air conservative? I'd love to see this given some air on FOX News or Rush ...and make sure it gets credited to DEMOCRATICunderground. These people are truly devoid of intellect and completely confound me.

[Choose Ye This Day]

That's true and a good point.

Of course, Kennedy was for spurring economic growth by reducing taxes, too.

Lowering taxes and fighting Communism? JFK would be a fascist Rethuglican today, in the DUmmies' feeble minds.

[investigateworld]

Still laughing, making hard copy for office wall!

[Morgan's Raider]

The dictatorship of the proletariat means exactly what it says: the power of the working class cannot be challenged by the capitalists. Dictatorship of the proletariat is the perfect democracy for all decisions and all power is made by the workers. Power flows upward from the democratically elected worker's committees at the factory floor, to popular committees elected in each city block

'elp! 'elp! I'm bein' opressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Seriously, this DUmbass needs to be forcefed Atlas Shrugged a couple of dozen times, a la Malcolm McDowell's "conditioning" in A Clockwork Orange.

[JLO]

oops - hope you didn't just blow your cover...