DUmmie FUnnies 09-15-05 (Sick DUmmie Wishes Heart Attack On Bush)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 15, 2005 | DUmmie and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

[Fenris6]

Another example of how poltically tone deaf the Moonbats are.

If Bush died from a heart attack, Cheney would take over, hopefully appoint Rice as VP, and either would have 2 years of free campaign commericals for 08.

[Ostlandr]

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[PJ-Comix]

I got a tip that this DUmmie MIGHT be a bigwig in the American Association of University Women up in Michigan. Emphasis on "MIGHT." Still unconfirmed. This could be the female equivalent of Ward Churchill.

[PJ-Comix]

I hate to say it, PJ, but this edition of the DUFUs is as funny as a heart attack. Hard to make humor out of such grim, unfunny hate. But once in a while I suppose it's OK to get a scary close-up of DUmmie delusion at its darkest.

Yeah, but it will be a big news story if the tip I got turns out to be correct. This DUmmie could be a well known person.

[zeaal]

I cannot imagine caring the burden of this much hatred. How dreadful for this person. They are consumed with hate, and that will eat at them until THEY die.

[PJ-Comix]

I'll be back on Monday but everybody's homework assignment over the weekend is to figure out the identity of DUmmie lynettebro440. I got an unconfirmed tip but, if true, the answer could shock you. Definitely would make the news.

[luvie]

We'll miss you and the DUFU this weekend. You just gotta get a new computer!

I can hardly wait to find out who DUmmie lynettebro440 is! I am not a very good detective, but I'll be trying with the rest to figure it out! She needs to be outted for her treasonous rant against the President!

Chimpus Khan and Sherlock
Two champs!

[Charles Henrickson]

I have figured out who that feminist in Michigan is and why you might think she is the DU poster. But I would want to know more about the DU poster's other posts before jumping to that conclusion. Does she ever give any clues that would link her to the feminist in Michigan? Then how does the Nebraska reference fit?

[Charles Henrickson]

My hunch right now is that DUmmie lynettebro440 is NOT the feminist from Michigan. For more clues about our poster, read this DU thread, in which she tells her mooonbat story about some "Franklin cover-up" in Nebraska:

THIS ONES FOR YOU CINDY

[Charles Henrickson]

In a post on another thread, lynettebro440 says, "I lived in Omaha during the 80's." That implies she does not live there now.

[Charles Henrickson]

On another thread, lynettebro440 says, "I was small girl in the early 60's," which means she's probably in her mid-to-late 40s now. She also says she's about to "go off" and that Bush and his supporters "should be eliminated."

[Charles Henrickson]

Here lynettebro440 reveals that she lives "here in Iowa". So that rules out the feminist from Michigan.

lynettebro440 is a white woman in her mid-to-late 40s who lives in Iowa and used to live in Omaha in the late 1980s.

[luvie]

Sounds like some rural low-life libbie--not someone of importance. Can't think of anyone famous who lives in Iowa. You are very good at ferreting out the details from small bits of information from here and there.

[feefee]

note

[meandog]

Even sicker is this:
ROLL CALL: CHENEY TO HAVE
SURGERY FOR ANUERYSM...
at the DUmp

[justshutupandtakeit]

I only remembered because I used to love Esther giving Fred hell.

[Boomer Geezer]

Charles, I'm not a good detective and I've already come across the ones you've posted.

But for you detectives out there ... here's a post with some further details of what she was involved in ... Just a short quote:

I have been sitting in front of this screen allowing my emotions to remember something that I have kept quiet for a long time. I feel like I am ready to speak. First, Cindy, this is for you, I understand on a miniscule level what it is you are trying to tackle. I attempted something of a smaller proportions in Omaha in 1988 when someone tried to take my child away from me. His name was Bill Baker and he was connected, unbeknowns to me, to the Franklin Credit Union, entire corruption on the City of Omaha, from the Police Chief Wadman, to the media Peter Citron to the corporate and on and on. But where it eventually landed was at the steps of the Republican party run by none other then Papa Bush.

There's other clues there if you scroll down which no doubt would be interesting for someone who knows how to investigate old newspaper articles.

BTW, anyone else want to join in just Google lynettebro440. Anyway, I must disinfect now ...

[darkangel82]

From those Google results, lynettebro's comments have made many sites, other than here and DU.

[PJ-Comix]

I have figured out who that feminist in Michigan is and why you might think she is the DU poster. But I would want to know more about the DU poster's other posts before jumping to that conclusion. Does she ever give any clues that would link her to the feminist in Michigan? Then how does the Nebraska reference fit?

More investigation needs to be done but if it is who I think it might be, this would be BIG NEWS. As to Nebraska, I think this has something to do with a previous secret identity supposedly assumed by Jeff Gannon she is referring to.