To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"I think I need a change of venue." When the wind picks up from Katrina, just go outside and open an umbrella, á la Mary Poppins.
You wouldn't mind watching some kids for a while, would you? All you gotta do is feed them sugar ...
6,004 posted on
08/29/2005 8:41:38 AM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'd make a sucky Poppins. First one of those chimney sweeps come swooshing down the flue unannounced would get ventilated by a burst of 10mm.
That, and considering how much weight I've put on, it'd take one hell of an umbrella to get my fat arse off the ground.
6,009 posted on
08/29/2005 8:45:00 AM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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