[tiamat]

cars will get you every time.

AND if you are really unlucky, they conspire with the household appliances and the ar will give it up at the same time as the fridge and the hot water heater.

Personally, I think they are out to get us all...

[HKMk23]

Well, that's what Darks was saying way back here. But, while I fully understand about the sewing machine, and being wary and all, there's just this teeny-weeny detail about my true identity.

I'd tried to be modest and not mention it, but it came out in the course of discussion and then...Egad! Did you know that 'Face is...she...well, it's just that there was this thing about needing oil for her elbow? Well, of COURSE it isn't confirmed in so many words, you understand but... And THEN I had to shunt the Indiscriminate Innuendo Generator output to Vegas for several hours to preserve propriety and decorum. This IS FR, not MAXIM, after all.

[fanning self vigorously] Honestly, the things I've learned here on FR... I never!