Well, this dude seems to insist on them...
he plugs them in at least one song...
They did.
Jerks.
Democrats, all.
"...if that don't just give you the red a$$."
How kind of you to empathize, AAC.
Are you of the body?
Still have a few Absorption Chambers left over, y'know.
Had 'em disguised as telephone booths.
Totally missed 'em; so, it ain't too late to really *feel* the Love of Landru.
Just a FYI. ;^)
"Did you at least get a new stereo to replace it?"
I did.
7,500 Altec-Lansing A15 Voice of the Theaters now reside in geostationary orbit 'round Beta 3.
Play Grand Funk Railroad's Greatest Hits 24&7.
They go nuts everyday, now,.
Of course had I wanted to be spiteful, drive 'em *all* insane?
I'd have ordered Bruce Springsteen, Melissa Etheridge *and/or* K.T.Lang be played, in rotation.
Naturally there'd have been a run on "Lobotomies", and on Beta 3 we *still* don't have Universal Hillary-care.
So [some] tough decisions had to be made, in the best interest(s) of & on behalf of Beta's resident humans.
And I ask you who better to preside over such matters than I, *Landru*? {~know anyone else *better* qualified? thought not.}
"Two turntables and a microphone - where it's at!"
HA!!
*Turntable*??
~oy vey.
Why you *are* an "oldy".
...aren'tcha. {g}