DUmmie FUnnies 07-14-05 ("Astrologers: What's in Karl Rove's chart?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[The Drowning Witch]

OMG.

That was the most nonsensical gobbledy-gook I've ever read. WHAT THE HELL DOES ALL THAT POOP MEAN????????????????

[Incorrigible]

PJ, as per your cable modem problem, do you have a network connection built into your PC? You should be able to use a Cat5 network cable to connect to the Cable Modem and then the cable modem connect to the RG6 cable going out to the street.

[ReeWalker]

WTF.......... Somebody PLEASE translate for me.....

[gate2wire]

"12"
Ok Smart a$$,
you got me there, but a couple days ago I was 2nd before the ping. LOL!!!

[nopardons]

Jean Dixon's been dead for decades, she only ever got one thing correct ( JFK's assassination and even THAT was suspect!), and that whole thing from DU, is THE singularly biggest load, I have EVER seen! LOL

[PJ-Comix]

ou should be able to use a Cat5 network cable to connect to the Cable Modem and then the cable modem connect to the RG6 cable going out to the street.

The only kind of modem connection I believe my computer has is the phone jack. What is the Cat5 network cable?

[PJ-Comix]

. People actually believe this crap and argue about it?

And spend YEARS and YEARS researching it. Imagine wasting big chunks of your life on this bilge? The amazing thing is the utter seriousness with which they take it all.

[sharktrager]

They didn't know about bin Laden until they did the 9/11 charts? I knew who it was when the second plane hit and we knew it was an attack and not an accident.

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[decal]

"I know Nancy has his chart in her 2003 "Springtime for Bush" section on starlightnews. (Dec. 25, 1950, Denver, CO)"

"Springtime, for Bush, and America / Winter, for Germany and France / Springtime for Bush and America / Come on, Americans, go into your dance..."

[Duke Nukum]

I need technical HELP!!! The Comcast guy came by this afternoon and left off the cable and modem that I need plus the CD-ROM. Everything went okay until I tried to attach the USB cable into the back of my computer.

I think you should go back to DUmmie Land and ask the astrologers to cast a chart for your Presario.

My gosh! This was a funnie one and I couldn't even follow it. Why even do anything. Just let the DUmmie astrologers figure it out and read about your day later.

[gate2wire]

"They didn't know about bin Laden until they did the 9/11 charts? I knew who it was when the second plane hit and we knew it was an attack and not an accident."

How could anyone not know this? The moon was in the second house, and Jupiter aligned with Mars. Sheesh, do I need to tell you people everything? LOL!!!!

[TheBigB]

What in the blue hell are these freaks talking about? South nodes? No wonder nobody takes them seriously.

[Duke Nukum]

This has legs! Bush, I mean, Rove is toast!

[beezdotcom]

Now THAT'S some primo stuff...nothing like DU astrology for a nightcap.

[decal]

"Is Carl Rove subjected to psychic attack? Look at his planets of the sub-conscious: Uranus, Pluto, Saturn!!!..."

Now there's something I never understood.

Astrology is thousands of years old.

The three outermost planets were only discovered in relatively modern times (Pluto as late as 1930).

How did the earlier astronomers do proper readings not knowing these 3 planets were even out there?

[MindBender26]

Why is "....dawning of the Age of Aquarius" running through my head?

[Poser]

"My Compaq Presario 2030 does NOT have the USB port for a cable modem."

Huh? Are you sure it isn't ethernet?

In any case, USB is USB. There are two types of plugs, big and small. You may have to get an adapter.

[Incorrigible]

Cat5 cable is cable that is used for networking computers.  (Cat5 Cable at CompUSA)  The connector looks like a telephone wire connector only a little bit wider.  If you have two outputs on your computer that look like they are for a telephone, then it's likely that one of them is for a network cable.  Check if one is somewhat wider than the other.  If you have neither a USB or Network connector, you really do need a new PC.  I wonder if Mary Matalin could advance you $369.99?

Further, given the extensive enemies list you have, you should consider a hardware firewall between your PC and the Cable Modem.  (Linksys Router/HUB at CompUSA)

If none of the above makes sense, you should call to receive a visit from the BestBuy Geek Squad.  You can buy the same equipment from them and I have heard only positive experiences with their support.

[gate2wire]

"Astrology is thousands of years old.

The three outermost planets were only discovered in relatively modern times (Pluto as late as 1930).

How did the earlier astronomers do proper readings not knowing these 3 planets were even out there?"

Well, you must be a FReeper troll, why bring logic, reason and common sense into any DUmmie conversation? :)

[MarineBrat]

Tried to read moronic astrology crap but ffeelll a-s leeepppppzzzzsnark*@$)@# [NO CARRIER]