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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-05 ("How is Andy doing?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:

How is Andy doing?

[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]

I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?

[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]

Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.

[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]

Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.

[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]

I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.

[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]

This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!

[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]

HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...

[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]

Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.

[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]

pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.

[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]

Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!

[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]

I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.

[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]

for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.

[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]

Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.

[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]

Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.

[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]

Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.

[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]

Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.

[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]

Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.

[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]

Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.

[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]

I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.

[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]

Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works

[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]

I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...

[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]

OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.

[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]


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To: jennyjenny
I can't find the docs anymore.

There are some documents Here

521 posted on 06/10/2005 10:32:47 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: goodboy_from_DU
goodboy, before you go, would you autograph your picture for me?


522 posted on 06/10/2005 10:44:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie got a Miracle Whipple at the Mayo Clinic.)
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To: CaliGirl-R; All
Did Beth post at DU before the Andy situation? I'm trying to figure out how she got involved. I was reading some links to the Bev fiasco and even when Andy said he might be dying (back in March) she had nothing to say. She claims to be a 'health care advocate' but that doesn't work here.

She seems to have been chosen for the money angle and I'm just curious on how she convinced them to let her do a fund drive for Andy. Maybe she was a well known poster?? I sure would like to see some older posts by her.

523 posted on 06/10/2005 10:44:25 AM PDT by Krodg
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To: CAluvdubya

Linky no worky.


524 posted on 06/10/2005 10:45:01 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny
I'm sorry, I was signed up and forgot to give you the link to the inital page.

du_alert

525 posted on 06/10/2005 10:47:58 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: jennyjenny

Yes, Feb 28. I don't know why everytime I go to post that date, I type May. I have done this everytime.


526 posted on 06/10/2005 10:48:31 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CAluvdubya

How do you sign up for that?


527 posted on 06/10/2005 10:50:15 AM PDT by Krodg
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To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich

goodboy posting on FR? Must be a milestone! Is Frank out getting cigs? LOL


528 posted on 06/10/2005 10:51:06 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: SoothingDave

I'm sorry, Feb 28 was the statement date for services on Feb 18. Everytime I go to type that statement date, I've typed May. ?????


529 posted on 06/10/2005 10:51:40 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Krodg

I don't remember exactly but i do remember that somewhere you have to ask. I think I followed the "new groups" link.


530 posted on 06/10/2005 10:52:43 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: goodboy_from_DU

Thanks for keeping an eye on us badmouthboy. Without your help we would probably be totally lost.


531 posted on 06/10/2005 10:54:24 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You make me seriously laugh out loud. Thank you for that.

You must be a fun guy to be around. Your family and friends are lucky. As we here at FR are too. :)


532 posted on 06/10/2005 10:54:49 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Krodg

It also helps if you have a Yahoo e-mail acct.


533 posted on 06/10/2005 10:55:07 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya; goodboy_from_DU; PJ-Comix; franksolich
Yes, goodboy--like his friend Andy Stephenson before him--goodboy is a FReeper! Wait'll they get a load of that over at the DUmp! benburch will ream him out (figuratively), now that he has joined ranks with Bev Harris as a FReeper.
534 posted on 06/10/2005 10:55:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie got a Miracle Whipple at the Mayo Clinic.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I keep going back to your pic of goodboy and I'm still laughing, tears are coming now.....autograph....LOL


535 posted on 06/10/2005 10:57:41 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Charles Henrickson
Wait'll they get a load of that over at the DUmp! benburch will ream him out (figuratively), now that he has joined ranks with Bev Harris as a FReeper

Ruined my lunch.

536 posted on 06/10/2005 10:58:26 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Charles Henrickson
They won't care at the DUmp. Their conversation has deteriorated to unmentionables! ICK!
537 posted on 06/10/2005 10:59:05 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Krodg

I have no idea. I don't snoop at DU. I've just been surfing the web this morning, looking at different sites. I have no idea how Andy and his Andyites got together.

If I happen upon anything in my internet travels, I will let you know. :)


538 posted on 06/10/2005 11:00:15 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey, when did we start allowing DUmmie rejects???


539 posted on 06/10/2005 11:02:54 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Fry Mumia!!! Free Mudboy Slim!!!)
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To: SCALEMAN

Why, were you having a tossed salad?

Oprah learned me that, LOL.


540 posted on 06/10/2005 11:03:24 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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