DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-05 ("How is Andy doing?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:

How is Andy doing?

[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]

I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?

[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]

Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.

[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]

Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.

[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]

I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.

[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]

This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!

[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]

HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...

[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]

Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.

[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]

pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.

[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]

Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!

[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]

I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.

[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]

for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.

[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]

Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.

[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]

Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.

[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]

Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.

[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]

Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.

[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]

Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.

[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]

Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.

[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]

I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.

[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]

Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works

[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]

I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...

[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]

OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.

[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]

[feefee]

just in case bookmark

raining again, this time with a bit of thunder added

[commonguymd]

Yah! We will be lining up to that fundraiser! How do I get in line? lmao.

That post just somehow fits in this remarkable comedy; nobody could even dream of writing it in a fantasy sitcom world. The irony is absolutely delicious.

It is utterly fascinating to watch.

[beandog]

Just read post #88. Why am I not suprised that he knows where kiddie porn on the internet comes from? It truly makes me ill that people like him are allowed to exist. I'm shuddering just thinking about it.

[Charles Henrickson]

Andy Stephenson is claiming that Bev Harris in going to Fleece the Freepers. Sorry, Andy. She has fleeced NOBODY here.

You know who keeps trying to sell that bill of goods is the incredibly angry DUmmie "Kelvin Mace." He also keeps pointing out that Bev has been signed up on FR for over two years.

Of course, what "Kelvin" and Undie don't say is a) Bev has done zero fundraising over here, b) Bev never even posted here until recently, when she commented on some of these Andy threads where her name was invoked, and c) Andy Stephenson himself was a FReeper, commenting on--and even posting--threads on FR last year.

[PJ-Comix]

and d) NO fundraising allowed on the FR.

[beandog]

I don't even recall her asking us for money. One would think that one of the DUmmies would ask to see a thread where she was asking for donations, but that would burst their little bubble. The only way they can feel good about how really stupid they are is to think that everybody else is just as stupid.

How Scamdy, one of the biggest scammers of all time in DUmmie Land, can even say anything in this thread truly boggles the mind.

[ScubaGuy]

I have a friend who is seriously contemplating diving the "widowmaker" (Andrea Doria). Something about argon filled dry suit, tri-mix, staged deco and number of deaths kind of makes me think NOT. A bit too technical and risky for my taste.

I like to keep it simple. Warm, clear water, occassional "required" deco (if it's really worth it) and enjoy the sights.

[USAFJeeper]

Ouch, just the fact that she donated them at all is worth telling her ex-husband about. Scam or not that money was for her children.

[ScubaGuy]

"It's pretty much a scuba diving thread now. lol"

Sorry about that. One thing you'll find about many divers is that they get fanatical about it. Not quite as bad as the dummies and LIHOP, MIHOP and IHOP but we do get carried away.

[feefee]

"She will you can count on it. "Fleece them DRY!" She will then add it to the nearly $1 million she already has in the bank at this time."

You know, as I was driving home from my recent apartment hunting trip, I thought about the scamdy site and the various theories proposed in DU as to the owner and how it is funded. I'm sure this has been mentioned here or perhaps even at DU, but I came to the conclusion that Bev must be using the money she scammed from us at DU to set up and fund the anti-Andy site!!!

please note use of the red font

[commonguymd]

Bev must be using the money she scammed from us at DU to set up and fund the anti-Andy site!!!

Yes YES! That MUST be it! AND she is funded by Rove!

Reality check:

Surely they could have not been duped twice by the same individual now could they have? No way in the world that could have happened....?



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Oh these poor delusional souls.

[ScubaGuy]

Someone should ask Scamdy that since he knows she was ripping people off, she has hidden all this money and he has SO MANY beans to spill about her, why hasn't he turned evidence against her?

He keeps acting like he has the goods on her, she did all these BAD things to him and he's still keeping quiet about it all?

Me thinks Bev wasn't the only scam artist in that pair.

[ScubaGuy]

" Bev must be using the money she scammed from us at DU to set up and fund the anti-Andy site!!!"

I'm kind of leaning towards the Kevin Mace (or whatever the NC clowns name is). He wants Bev real bad and this whole thing is looking like she's doing it. Then again it could be Scamdy himself. The DUmmies are just that, DUmmies, and the'll throw some extra pitty bucks his way.

[commonguymd]

yep.

bb is a pretender.

[SCALEMAN]

He keeps acting like he has the goods on her, she did all these BAD things to him and he's still keeping quiet about it all

Couple of thoughts here. He did a lot of kiss and tell on DU last year, but as you point out none of it was on a level to take legal action. Mostly it was he said, she said back and forth crap until she got banned, then he had free rein to say what he wanted about her without recourse.

My primary thought here is, if she indeed committed fraud, Scamdy was an accomplice along with the 'publisher'. Therefore Scamdy cannot take down Bev without giving himself up. Remember, Scamdy supposedly 'kept the books'.

If he has the goods, then she has incriminating photos of him in compromising positions with farm animals, or he would have taken her down by now.

[ScubaGuy]

PJ,

Here's some realy low hanging fruit for a future DUFU.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3823998

[commonguymd]

All I know is I have this friend who can print and publish stuff. Remarkable stuff. Business cards. Stationary. Letterhead. Medical documents. Pens. Notecards. And he even sells his wares on the internet.

[Charles Henrickson]

We all know Undie is a self-admitted member of the Homo-American community. Well, look who else is coming out as another DUmmie sicko pervert:

Not too many years ago I had a fellow trying to do a character assassination job on me. He thought he could troll out my sexual history and somehow drive me off the Internet. Little did he realize that he was outing me on things that I have been trying hard to out myself on for years. . . . For the record; I'm bisexual, promiscuous, kinky, into S&M, and I do fisting.

It's our old friend, "benburch."

BTW, a couple weeks back, when he raised some semi-reasonable points questioning UndieCo, ol' Benny had me thinking there might be some hope for him. Since then, though, he has gone stark raving mad.

[commonguymd]

I have one recommendation. Save his posts over on the diseased un. Believe me - it will be worth it.

[ScubaGuy]

"We all know Undie is a self-admitted member of the Homo-American community. Well, look who else is coming out as another DUmmie sicko pervert:"

Thanks for pointing me to that post. Now I have to go find the Lysol and spray down the computer.