DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-05 ("How is Andy doing?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:

How is Andy doing?

[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]

I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?

[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]

Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.

[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]

Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.

[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]

I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.

[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]

This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!

[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]

HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...

[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]

Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.

[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]

pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.

[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]

Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!

[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]

I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.

[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]

for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.

[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]

Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.

[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]

Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.

[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]

Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.

[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]

Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.

[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]

Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.

[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]

Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.

[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]

I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.

[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]

Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works

[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]

I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...

[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]

OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.

[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]

[Mr. Silverback]

Thanks for the update.

[hattend]

BTW: You can stream LI's show on KRLA at 6AM to 9AM Pacific

That's how I do it, I have no radio up here.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Same here.

 

Ditto that! Hey Dark, what happened to the guy who faked the getting beat up and killed by service men a couple weeks ago. Can't remember the name, but it sounded like a low down double dirty way to make a point against our Soldiers. From what I gathered, he had been turned down for service, so made it his mission in life to degrade the military any way he could. Even including lying about it to make himself a victim at their expense.

[Mr. Silverback]

I think you have a chance. Laura, after all, is available again. Don't know how your wife would react, but you may have a shot. LOL!!!

LOL! Rambette would stab me until her hand cramped up.

However, my two younger brothers are still single and resemble me...and they voted for Bush...I will forward this info. At least if it works out, I'll have another sister-in-law I can talk politics with! ;-)

[Mr. Silverback]

Then it should be easy to show a diagnosis from a biopsy or some such indicating cancer from before the fundraising started. At the very least, an honest person would have said "I got some really bad results, I might have cancer and I need it checked out."

Also, let's be upfront: If I'm Andy's doctor, and I think he might have pancreatic cancer, and three months after the diagnosis (and presumably, some chemo) he hasn't lost any weight, I'm going to be thinking I misdiagnosed. That alone makes a scam far, far, far more likely than a simple misdiagnosis followed by successful surgery. There's no such thing as a PC patient who doesn't lose weight.

[Darksheare]

That was the guy who started the website 'forsakethetroops'.
Don't know what happened to him as I haven't heard of any updates.
And, pretty much the way I heard the tale.
Considering the stunt he pulled, he showed what his quality is.

[CaliGirl-R]

That would be Michael Crook. He has a website "forsakeourtroops". There was a thread here about him. Plus he just started a new website, "forsakeourpolice". There is a thread on CU about him and a link to a girl who was instant messaging with him. She posted their conversations on the internet. I'll see if I can find the CU thread for you. This Michael apparently likes men too. He's just plain nasty. He was also on Hannity & Colmes. There is a thread here at FR on that too. I'll see what I can find for you.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

"...or putting up a celebration thread over the death of Barbara Olson in the September 11th attacks."

Good lord! Even being well acquainted with the vileness of the DUmp, I can hardly believe such a twisted thought was conceived! Did you see this thread yourself, or just hear about it? And how long after the 9-11 attacks did this thread emerge?

[SoothingDave]

Also, let's be upfront: If I'm Andy's doctor, and I think he might have pancreatic cancer, and three months after the diagnosis (and presumably, some chemo) he hasn't lost any weight, I'm going to be thinking I misdiagnosed.

Let's be really upfront: If I'm Andy's doctor and I think he might have pancreatic cancer, I'm operating within days.

That's the true hallmark here. Even people without insurance get their tumors taken out.

SD

[Mr. Silverback]

If you think FR is an echo chamber, you haven't been readingthe threads I've been in. There are weeks lately where my FR time feels like a knife fight in a phone booth.

I know the guy didn't swear or post porn or anything, but here's what he did do:

1. He expressed support for Kos, where they are engaged in the blood dance over troop losses.

2. He clearly came here for the purpose of drive by/disruption.

3. He engaged in behavior (repeated accusations that were obviously not true) that has gotten real Freepers banned before.

4. He said he was going to leave, and didn't.

If we're going to let people do that crap as long as they're not swearing, and pat ourselves on the back for it, why not let the guys from Stormfront come over and chat?

[SoothingDave]

1. He expressed support for Kos, where they are engaged in the blood dance over troop losses.

I admit I don't know what Kos is up to. But Xaos mentioned it offhand, as a way of saying he was not a DUmmie.

2. He clearly came here for the purpose of drive by/disruption.

"Drive-by" means you post and then disappear. He did not do that. "Disruption" is in the eyes of the beholder. He was on topic about Andy. And he was polite enough in wondering why we were so engaged in the subject. Several people took him up and explained to him why we cared. I think the thread is better for having this out there.

3. He engaged in behavior (repeated accusations that were obviously not true) that has gotten real Freepers banned before

I don't know what you are referring to. What "repeated accusations" are you talking about?

4. He said he was going to leave, and didn't.

Again, damned if you do, damned if you don't. If he doesn't respond, he's a "drive by" and if he does you criticise him for that.

If we're going to let people do that crap as long as they're not swearing, and pat ourselves on the back for it, why not let the guys from Stormfront come over and chat?

Again, it is unclear what "do that crap" means to you. As for members of Stormfront, if they come on the Andy threads and talk about Andy, I don't see the problem. If they start spouting offensive race hatred, then ban them.

SD

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome to FR. I'm a PADI Advanced diver.

I need to get RE-CERTIFIED. BTW, I wrote a humor article for a newspaper about when I was first certified. I'll try to find it and post.

[Mr. Silverback]

I saw the thread. It was called something similar to "Is she still writing this crap in Hell?" though I probably have that wrong because I can't find it in Google. As for timing, I'm not sure...I saw the thread just last year (yes, it was still up, they have no shame) but it would probably date from the time in late 2001 that her book "The Last days" came out, because the "crap" in the tirle referred to that book.

[Mr. Silverback]

Cool. Scuba is the coolest thing going.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

I agree that Xaos should not have been banned, but I can see why the mods might do so. Its first post, after all, included this statement: "No wonder people can't stand visiting this place. It makes me feel dirty just being around all this crass, vile pettiness." It seemed to soften up and be much more reasonable in its later posts as it started to respond to our take on things. However, I'm guessing the mod saw its first post only and from that assumed (understandably, though apparently incorrectly) that it had no real interest in discussing the matter civilly.

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah I liked Scuba but I haven't done it in so long that I need to get re-certified for safety sake. BTW, I used to spearfish a lot in California at Zuma Beach. Out in the kelp beds. Didn't need scuba gear. Only skin diving equipment plus wet suit. I was FANATICAL about that skin diving/spearfishing. One summer I went out there EVERY DAY. Unfortunately, I can't find good spearfishing sites near the shore here in South Florida. If you or anybody else knows of any, let me know.

[SoothingDave]

I agree that Xaos should not have been banned, but I can see why the mods might do so. Its first post, after all, included this statement: "No wonder people can't stand visiting this place. It makes me feel dirty just being around all this crass, vile pettiness." It seemed to soften up and be much more reasonable in its later posts as it started to respond to our take on things.

Good point. Sometimes we should be patient with a little upfront ignorance, if it seems curable.

SD

[SCALEMAN]

and three months after the diagnosis (and presumably, some chemo)

I don't think he has had chemo yet. And the simple truth is, from everything else that has been put out about his health, I would probably have to see the nurse put the needle in the vein at this point.

[PJ-Comix]

I've never seen such good spearfishing as just about a hundred yards off Zuma Beach. The kelp beds have a MULTITUDE of great fish. Calico bass, Rockfish, etc.. I used to show up there about 6:30 AM. If the waves were flat I would spearfish until about noon when the waves kicked up and it got murky. I got a few friends into it too and they became spearfishing fanatics as well. On a good day I could spear about 20 fish.

[dynoman]

wont only drinking distilled water leech all the minerals from his system?

I've drunk distilled water only for about three years, hasn't hurt me one bit, you just gotta remember to eat dirt to replace the minerals....