DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[The Right Stuff]

Peej, another fab edition of the DUFUs! More intriguing than a game of Twister!

[SCALEMAN]

Lauderdale. The Jerk Chicken I get tomorrow is near State Rd 7 and Pembroke. In an industrial park

If I ever make it back, I will try to look it up. Love jerk. Sometime I will relate a story about getting thrown out of a restaurant in Lauderdale.

[SCALEMAN]

Well Ladies and Gents, I think I will call it a night. Will check in in the a.m.

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies are in for a HUGE SHOCK when they find out what they are up against in '08. BTW, my source was NOT Karl Rove but it was high up. (I assume Rove must know about this.)

[speed_addiction]

The DUmmies are in for a HUGE SHOCK when they find out what they are up against in '08. BTW, my source was NOT Karl Rove but it was high up. (I assume Rove must know about this.)

Dammit, PJ! You are worse than a Mexican Soap Opera! They are masters at ending the episode right when there is supposed to be a big relevation!

[luvie]

EEEEEEEUUUUUWWWWWWWWW! The DUmmies have invaded, the DUmmies have invaded! Where is my can of Raid!!!!

[luvie]

Ooooooo--can hardly wait till you make your revelations, PJ! I eagerly await the *ping*! Nothing more fun than sending the DUmmies into a tizzy--not that it takes much. They're like baby chicks that scatter in all directions if you throw a small pebble into their midst!

[speed_addiction]

Tremors in Dummieland; 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" unwittingly reveals there is in fact a feud going on in DUmmieland, between the currently-on-top Andyites and the currently-underdog authentic real legitimate DUmmies.

It is this that makes me think that the money involved amounts to WAY more than $50,000. Skinner is either being allowed to skim off of the top or he has gotten a kickback from the Andyites. He has basically been bought!

[speed_addiction]

Since it's a slow Andy day you may want to check this out to pass time and have a few laughs. Caution do not go to link on a full stomach.

There are only two women on the whole thread I would consider attractive. And this is only in a tuesday or wednesday night date way. I would not burn a friday or saturday on any of them. The one in the very first pic, though...I can only say poor, poor girl. What a woofer.

[luvie]

Ah, the Lizard of DUmmieoz is scurrying around behind the curtains. Their tiny little dramas we eagerly await! Maybe there will be a coup and the AUthentic DUmmies will conquer the DUmpster once more!

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

LATEST NUMBERS OUT ON THE DUMMIE FUNNIES!

EXCEED ALL EXPECTATIONS, ALL ESTIMATIONS!

MORE TRAFFIC ON DUMMIE FUNNIES THAN IN DUMMIELAND, IT SEEMS!

MARY MATALIN, PLEASE TAKE NOTE!



I'm giving you your own exclusive DUmmie Alert!, madam.

The numbers as of circa 8:30 p.m., Nebraska time, June 2, 2005:

views 218,160

comments 12,731

These are the numbers for the DUmmie FUnnies involving what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation"--beginning with "What didn't happen in Ohio" (and apparently not in Maryland either) up to the current edition.

These numbers do NOT include three editions that got lost in the rush, and hence with low view-counts and few comments--although there are comments about what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation" on them too.

In case anyone has forgotten those editions neglected in the mad haste to solve what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," those included editions about Johns Edwards and Mary Jo Cahill, why the DUmmies don't hate Bush, and how Rove has failed the Republicans.

Excellent editions, these three lonely ones, but they got stampeded.

[luvie]

Wow! I feel so priviledged having Fred all to myself! These three weeks have been a constant stampede and if Mary Matalin doesn't get a clue pretty soon, she is going to be soooooo sorry. Especially if this thing goes to trial and our mountains of saved evidence is called for!

You can just barely begin to hear the scurrying of little roach feet over there in the DUmpster as the rumble for power begins. They will have their wet noodles out ready to strike!

You need to start pinging Tony Snow--he is a FReeper AND he is a good friend of Mary! Would that help any?

Those three "lost" DUFU's were so neglected that I don't think I even got a chance to read them. Too....much....information around here! Thanks, Frank!

[franksolich]

You like my subtle little touch about "Johns" Edwards?

That was on purpose, by the way.

I was hoping someone would notice it.....

[motzman]

The AndyScam--("The Candy Man")

Who can make some dough-rise?
All he needs is you
Blinded by your hatred and
Your lack of judgment too
The AndyScam...
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

Who can take compassion?
Wrap it in a lie
Oh, those checks were deposited
Now where's that Termite guy?
The AndyScam...
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam makes the schemes he bakes
Appear on the up-and-uppy
Don’t listen to that Freeper yuppie
Here’s a pic of my new puppy!

So, it's way past tomorrow
No evidence have I seen
But the DUmmies won't believe me
Until their bank accounts are clean
The AndyScam...
The Andyscam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good....


Scamming Queen--("Dancing Queen")




You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your green
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

Friday morn’ and the funds are low
Searching round for a place to go
A looney-moonbat website, believing anything
You come in and look for bling

Not anybody could be that guy
Only a DUmmie could believe the lie
”Help me fight the system”, they’ll never question why…
You’re in the mood for a scam
And when it’s time to jam

You are the Scamming Queen, pale and fat, smell like Vaseline
Scamming Queen, thinks he can fool Pajama-hadeen, oh yeah!

You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your green
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

You’re a schemer - sympathy you play on
Leave them busted, and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, to clean the puppy-poo
You’re in the mood for a scam
But now you’re on the lam…

You are the Scamming Queen, pale and fat, smell like Vaseline
Scamming Queen, thinks he can fool Pajama-hadeen, oh yeah!

You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your green
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

[luvie]

Veeeerrrryy subtle Frank! I would like to say I did notice...........

But very funny!

[ReeWalker]

Try the 694-494 around the Cities...never seen a time there wasn't road construction...

[ReeWalker]

To the tune of “The Candy Man”….

“The AndyScam”

Who can make some dough-rise?
All he needs is you
Blinded by your hatred and
Your lack of judgement too
The AndyScam
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

Who can take compassion?
Wrap it in a lie
Those checks were not deposited
But don’t you wonder why
The AndyScam
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam makes the schemes he bakes
Appear on the up-and-uppy
Don’t listen to that Freeper yuppie
Here’s a pic of my new puppy!

So, we’ll be here tomorrow
Who could miss the scene?
Monitor the sorrow
And watch the DUmmies scream
The AndyScam
The Andyscam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

[gardencatz]

Speed,

I do believe your the kinda guy my mother warned me about!/sarcasm

Cindie

[CAluvdubya]

Where did everybody go?

Hello?.......Hello?

said in my best uncle teddy voice

[ReeWalker]

I don't have a clue....I'm wired up bad tonite......