Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
No, no prison--lmao.(but I bet you are right:-)
:-) Ok, I'll give him that;-)
To all discussing "soda" vs. "pop," here's a fun dialect quiz. I dunno how accurate it is, but it pegged me correctly. I'm a "soda" and "bucket" person, too.
http://www.blogthings.com/amenglishdialecttest/
Well, it's obvious the DUmmies will get their news only from the DUmmie FUnnies, considering the formidable silence of the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" on the matter.
But you know, if the DUmmies had been paying attention the evening of April 28, and seen the first "comments" of that night, they would not be afflicted with their current problems.
If they had bothered reading the questions and comments in the DUmmie FUnnies from the beginning, they would have been able to see the contradictions and omissions, and done some quick repair-work, getting the story straight.
But we know how the DUmmies think; despite industry rankings that show this web-site to be four, five, times larger than DUmmieland, they in their cretin minds still think of this web-site as three or four old guys each with 12,000 different screen-names; of little or no consequence, meaningless.
I am not quite sure they have learned their lesson even yet--but if I were a smart DUmmie, I would make the DUmmie FUnnies a "favorite" on my computer.
Here in western PA it's "pop," but by the time you get to Harrisburg, it's "soda." But then Pittsburgh is midwestern, while Philadelphia is northeastern.
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Yeah, I lived in Pennsylvania for a couple of years; the land of my ancestors (although I lived there as an adult, seeking family.....ultimately deciding being around family was not such a good deal).
And I did notice significant variations in the Keystone State--the dividing line seems to be approximately Williamsport, in the center.
Hey, I was being modest. You didn't see me mention beautiful and witty, did you. Oops.
Well, I think I will both bring the subject back to Scamdy as well as reveal who the likely Republican nominee will be in '08. A private reliable source forwarded me the info as to the '08 nominee. Hint: It will surprise you and worry the DUmmies. Sorry, I can't reveal my source but will reveal nominee's name possibly in next DUFU edition.
It's a woman, right, right, right?? I guess I'll just have to wait.
Everything worries the DUmmies. I assuming you're making fun of all the DUmmies private "reliable sources". For a minute you had me going. My momma didn't raise know DUmmy.
I remember reading about the AndyScam stuff over there and coming over here and PM'ing PJ about it and he said he was on it...so I figured folks at both places had heard about it at the same time.
I've posted info from here over there and visa versa...in an effort to make sure everyone had the best and most up todate info.
IMHO with what both sites have in the way of "evidence"...a prosecutor could comfortably go to court with this.
AndyScam...the primary person driving the bus on the Scamdy stuff at CU and a couple others are going to start their own forum to keep the info current...not sure when they'll have it up though.
This forum was set up for the discussion of "the Andy Stephenson situation" (as Skinner refers to it).All FReepers and DU'ers are welcome to participate. It will be no holds barred (except for personal threats). I would prefer profanity is kept to a minimum, as I consider it a sign of a weak mind and a weak argument, but I won't delete unless it gets totally out of hand.
Understand this: If your feelings get hurt --DEAL WITH IT! You're an adult (hopefully). Lick your wounds, take a walk or kick your dog if that's your thing, but don't whine to me.
I will post a link on my profile page. Hopefully with a forum open to all and no crybabies because they're bored, we can get the truth about "the Andy Stephenson situation."
what he is.Pop quiz...has there EVER been a time that the Mods at FR have EVER become part of the debate or used such a heavy hand in a thread here?
Didn't think so.
And that's the way it should be.
Good afternoon. I was wondering when you slept. My big problem was the shutting down of the debate. The DUmmies could just post whatever crap they wanted but weren't reqired to answer questions about the crap that they posted. Hopefully, we'll figure this out eventually.
I'm getting the impression from what I've seen that any and all Scamdy discussion at the DUmp is immediately flushed down the $kimmer hole.
Best to shred any possible future material evidence as soon as it appears and before we can screen cap it for future use.
I don't even know who the mods are here. I have only occassionaly seen them pop in and either tell somebody to knock it off or make some kind of joke.
"Hint: It will surprise you and worry the DUmmies. Sorry, I can't reveal my source but will reveal nominee's name possibly in next DUFU edition."
(best announcer voice) "Ladies and Gentlemen...the NEXT President and Vice President of the United States....Albert Gore, Jr. and Terry McAuliffe!!!!
*crickets*
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