Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
You and I sure aren't getting any "instant gratification" out of this, sir--but the Andyites forget the longer the hunt, the larger the appetite.
All I can tell you is it is talk above substance there. Some pretty big egos involved. Basically what it boils down to is if you are favored, you are king and can say what you want when you want, if you aren't, you will be browbeat relentlessly from thread to thread with little jabs and insinuations. Really, it isn't worth the discussion for folks here, it really isn't.
I just want those suckers to explain how Scamdy, claiming on May 10th that it was JH's fault he wasn't having surgery, then on the 11th claiming the bloodsuckers had been paid in full and know we see a check written for May 19th debunking his May 10th and 11th claim. Then there's the form of April 20th clearing showing that the surgery wasn't scheduled until the third week of May. There has never been anything posted showing a May 10th surgery.
I don't care if he paid JH a billion dollars or had surgery to have his head removed. These are clear lies that none of the scammers have ever been able to answer.
Uh-huh.
nah you won't get an answer. the Mod...gruntled and the Mod's friend are too busy shifting focus onto me and what an @sshole I supposedly am for shutting down that dreadful thread.
it was just a "miscommunication" you know. Not to worry my pretty lil head about it.
He made it sound like someone over here was his personal mole and best friend. LOL I'm assuming that anything you told him he could have read here anyway. I'm not in on the backroom stuff so what do I know.
Don't worry though today a "reliable source" tomorrow an "unrealiable Freeper". :)
Actually, if you'll re-read the post to which you were responding, I stated I don't think that the May 10th surgery issue has been satisfactorily explained. All I feel satisfied about is that there were 3 checks issued by Verity & paid to JHH.
Perhaps you can point out to me where I think it's okay for the hospital to lose the checks, or where I even think that it's true that it happened?
I think you're right. I wish everybody would just come home. Let them stew in their own juices.
Cindie
Right.
You made it sound like it was no big deal that banks make mistakes, or hospitals accounting departments don't know how to make out proper bills. I have never once paid a bill that paid in full wasn't stamped on it. Also JH's own guidelines state that a separate bill will be given to the patient for the hospital and the doctor. The only "bill" posted had both doctor and hospital charge on it.
If I misread your post that places make mistakes and we should just get over it than I apologize.
Like I said before the only thing I'm really interested in at this point is why on May 10th Scamdy claimed that JH had lost his checks so no surgery, on the 11th Scamdy claimed JH had been paid in full and now we have a check written on May 19th proving the posts by Scamdy of May 10th and 11th are total crap. Not to mention the paper supposedly from the doctor of April 20th clearly stating the surgery is set for the 3rd week of May, not May 10th.
no receipt for the 18000
the 7000 was for a previous bill
only prepay receipt possibly the 25000
If you add 18000 if we see a receipt and 25000 that would be 43000 - not the 50000 that the hospital demanded on the 20th according to their documents.
see the 7000 receipt - not a prepay but a paid on account on receipt.
ANNNND the demand letter was after the receipts they offered up as proof. doesn't pass a smell test.
the only possible legitimate prepay so far is 25000, but that that receipt is prior to the letter on the 20th...
I may be confused, wouldn't be the first time, but the bill they posted dated May 20th clearly says $43,000 for the hospital and $7,000 for the doctor. JH's own regulations claim they don't do the bills for the doctors. Actually this is true with every operation I have had. A separate bill for the doctor and hospital. Why wouldn't they have a bill from th doctor? If I'm wrong about the bill than are they trying to say the hospital gets $50,000 and the doctor gets an addition $7,000?
the you had a problem with Savages first post...Fri or Sat. Do you remember? I think that was the night Scott told us that the mods there couln't post on their own forum. Am I wrong? He was also monitoring us here.
They are trying to say everything.....but the truth.
This boogles the mind; how can people be so stupid?
yeah I see that.
the ONLY reason I'm not worrying about any of the "threats' over ther is because one certain Mod is there and HE is not telling me to cool my jets.
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