DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Dr.Zoidberg]

It's your Birthday? Congratulations and prayers for many more.

Egad that pitt is a long winded little twit isn't he?

Sounds like he needs a dose of Tom T. Hall to thin the mix of crap he's spewing.

I love little baby ducks,
old pick-up trucks,
slow movin trains, and rain.

I love little country streams,
sleep without dreams,
Sunday school in May, and hay.

And I love you too.(But not you Pitt, I don't love you.)

[Bahbah]

I am speechless.

Ditto.

[SaveTheChief]

I love my mom. She had me when she was 26 and then watched her marriage fly apart for reasons I have no place to judge.

Wrong DUmmie. Mommy and Daddy divorced because you cried, so you see, it's your fault.

[PJ-Comix]

It's your Birthday? No. Tomorrow. May 31. I share the same birthday as Clint Eastwood and Brooke Shields.

[jennyjenny]

Wrong DUmmie. Mommy and Daddy divorced because you cried, so you see, it's your fault.

hehehe. That's funny.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Oh, I see.

Well Congratz anyway since I may not speak to you tomorrow.

[Repub4bush]

First- Happy Birthday PJ!!! My 2 year Anniversary is also tomorrow!

Next to all-- How did we have a room # for Andy the day of his surgery? How did anyone call JH and get a room #? If, big "IF" Andy was in ICU, there would be no room # until he was moved to a regular room.

I am going to also assume SFexpat just typo'd when she said Surgery Tues. not Wed.

I am also making a hugh assumption here, that Andy is still in the hospital today, which should be the case, if he had the surgery Gardencatz so wonderfully explained in her posts.

So anyone want to call JH to find out if patients are allowed to have laptops in their rooms, and do they have wireless Internet, or do they allow you to use a cell phone.

I know we have the basic answers to these questions, but if AS is still there, and we knew the floor, then more specific questions could be asked ;)

I would call be hubby is here today :)

[Goodgirlinred]

Happy Birthday, P.J. I hope Mary M. calls you. If I knew her, I would call her to make sure she does. ;)

[Dr.Hilarious]

We started slavery and ended it - the slave trade came from here

Leave it to a liberal to try to steal the credit for something else started by someone else. Nice try to shift the blame here, fool. Do we even remember what we stand for anymore?

Whenever a liberal writes that he's really saying "Do YOU PEOPLE even remember..." A very cute tactic--humbly lumping himself in with the evil Others (Republicans included, of course), though of course he has The Special Knowledge and is sooooo much better than the great unwashed. When was it that we were last a people governed by something besides ease, or the desire for ease; money, or the desire for money; fear, or the desire to kill what it is we fear? Have we ever been anything other than people motivated by base instincts? Of course. Can we be more than that? Of course.

Translation:When will you people start being pure and sinless like ME?!

DU is one-stop shopping for liberal cliches. If you think you're being too hard on them, just pop over there and you find all the varieties of foolishness, disloyalty and hatred the left has to offer.

[Dr.Hilarious]

D'oh! Sorry for the format screwup, I just woke up....

[dynoman]

I don't know exactly what Pitt means We started slavery and ended it - the slave trade came from here since the Brits were the major player in world slave trade, much bigger than the US. And I wonder if Pitt knows Brazil had ten times the slaves the US ever did.

What a display of opinionated ignorance.

[dynoman]

Pitt actually makes that asinine slave comment twice.

[planekT]

Happy Birthday PJ. I see Pitt has already given you a present in this Dummie rant. :-)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Happy birthday, P-J! :)

[Dr.Hilarious]

It's that streak of self-righteous loathing of country while screaming "But I'm patriotic!" that makes the DUmmies so amusing. It's like they're accepting blame for slavery so they will then get the credit for "ending" it, when it had nothing to do with them.

DUmmies have a dramatic streak almost as rich as their UN-loving/US-hating one.

[MindBender26]

>We started slavery and ended it - the slave trade came from here:

Typical white liberal misinformation about slavery.

If he were to tour the salve forts in Ghana, he would learn:

1: The slave business, from the time slaves were taken all the way to shipment, an a very lucrative and entirely Black African business. Whites had nothing to do with it.

2: The shipment of slaves to the U.S and use by white U.S .owners was a very minor, and very short lived part of the slave trade. Most went elsewhere, South America and the Caribbean primarily. The vast majority of slaves were owned outside the U.S., primarily by the Spanish and Portuguese.

3: The official ending of slavery in the U.S. had no impact on the international slave trade. It existed in Biblical times, and exists today, even in the U.S. There are probably no fewer than 10,000 women held against their will as sex slaves in the U.S. today. (Primarilly Mexicans, Eastern Europeans and Nepalese.)

[Charles Henrickson]

Get off, go rest, or I will break your f*cking arms. I swear to God, Andy.

I think he's up singing show tunes again.

[Deetes]

Oh that was FUnnie !!! Pitt the pitiful. One problem though

I love my country.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !!!!

That would have been murder if it hadn't been DUFU'd .... :-)

[Deetes]

.....And Happy day Before your Birthday !!!!

[SCALEMAN]

I may not be on tomorrow, so Happy Birthday PJ (post dated... do not attempt to cash until 5/31/05)