I used to know some guy who went into chat rooms for some really sexy hot talk with "women." I put "women" in quotes since I heard that at least half those "women" are really homos who enjoy talking that way with men. When I told my friend that maybe half the "women" he is chatting with are probably really gay guys, he paused a moment, and told me he could live with those odds. Bizarre!
HAH!
While I was reading your post I kept thinking of the Aerosmith video for "Sweet Emotion"...the guy's on one of those sex talk lines with what SOUNDS like a really hot, young thing. But when they hang up, you see that she's really middle-aged, fat, hair in curlers, ratty bathrobe, ironing while she talks, rugrats pulling at her robe.